You are trapped! Your only weapon is the object at your left. What do you defend yourself with?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[unblock]

1. a salad!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. I fear you are doomed! 🧟‍♂️

[unblock]

41. the reign of the caesar lasted centuries!

[brewens]

35. I kick my buddy in the shin and run! He has to use the bong to defend himself! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. An old-fashioned swiveling piano stool.

It's pretty heavy, might be an effective weapon.

[Orrex]

11. Stool is indeed an offensive weapon.

Heigh-o!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. Thatll work! 👍🏻

[greymattermom]

3. Contago

coffee mug.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. Hope its a big one! 😏

[samnsara]

4. spit!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. Doomed! 🧟‍♂️

[Thirties Child]

5. A Venetian blind.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. Could be curtains for you! 🧟‍♂️

[Tiggeroshii]

6. Nightstand and a glass of water

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. Could work! 👍🏻

[yesphan]

7. three

bananas. sad.

[Orrex]

12. Well, at least your attack will have appeal.

[yesphan]

28. Ha !

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. Slip sliding away! 🧟‍♂️

[Lifelong Protester]

8. a phone

a calendar

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Has possibilities! 👍🏻

[dewsgirl]

9. A mirror and a 4yr old

[Ron Obvious]

26. Throw the 4yr old as a decoy and make a run for it.

Then check out your relieved expression in the mirror

[dewsgirl]

51. I was thinking I was screwed, thanks 😉

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. Do as Ron says! 👍🏻

[JDC]

10. A lamp and a Japanese Chin curled up in a ball

I'm done for....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

57. Toss the Chin at him then bust his noggin with the lamp! 👍🏻

[DashOneBravo]

13. I'm gonna stab my buddy in the leg and run

[Floyd R. Turbo]

58. Good plan! 👍🏻

[Shrek]

14. HP LaserJet M1522

And it's out of toner.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

59. Bummer! 🧟‍♂️

[Binkie The Clown]

15. I pinch myself and wake up. After all, it's got to be just a nightmare.

Or, since it's just a dream anyway, I fly straight up and far away from danger.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

60. Doomed! 🧟‍♂️

[Orrex]

16. I certainly hope that it's mightier than the sword

[Floyd R. Turbo]

61. Could work! 👍🏻

[Marie Marie]

97. I've got blank paper to my left - maybe we could work together

[Adsos Letter]

17. A shower curtain

Which I shall wrap around myself as an invisibility cloak.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

62. Doomed! 🧟‍♂️

[AzureCrest]

18. Electric stapler?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

64. Has potential! 👍🏻

[jberryhill]

19. Bottle of Motrin

I will poison them to death.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

66. You may want to down the whole thing! 🧟‍♂️

[Sanity Claws]

20. A stack of papers

The papers could absorb all the blood, I guess.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

68. The silver lining! 🧟‍♂️

[DBoon]

21. a red swing line stapler

But how did that monster find my cubicle in the basement?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

69. Might work! 👍🏻

Remember that guy that was in the next cubicle that you haven’t seen for awhile? 🧟‍♂️

[Arkansas Granny]

22. A cup of coffee.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

100. Drink quickly! 🧟‍♂️

[irisblue]

23. 2 sleeping cats. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

104. Appetizers! 🧟‍♂️

[irisblue]

112. Cats, the new tapas.🙎

[atreides1]

24. A box cutter

[Floyd R. Turbo]

105. Might work! 👍🏻

[d_r]

25. Toilet paper

[Doreen]

93. So now we all know where you are.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

106. Oh crap! 🧟‍♂️

[cloudbase]

27. A calico cat.

Bring treats!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

107. The cat is the treat! 🧟‍♂️

[dawg day]

29. A pillow.

i think I'm in trouble.

[Roland99]

53. Same here. Just a throw pillow

[Floyd R. Turbo]

108. You aint wrong! 🧟‍♂️

[matt819]

37. My terrier

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[NightWatcher]

46. I've a sleeping 4lb chihuahua. We're doomed!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

109. Terrier! Yum! 🧟‍♂️

[MuseRider]

42. A TV with muted Donald J. Trump

also known here as 2Scoops. That, even muted, should be enough. Turn it on and their heads would explode just like in Mars Attacks!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

113. Theyll ignore him! Theyre looking for brains! 🧟‍♂️

[MuseRider]

129. LOL

I am safe then! WHEW!

[benld74]

43. Roll of Charmin

[Floyd R. Turbo]

115. Crap! 🧟‍♂️

[Deb]

44. Point to the shiny object on my right

[Floyd R. Turbo]

116. Doomed! 🧟‍♂️

[AJT]

45. A lovely knitted throw

[Floyd R. Turbo]

117. You just may have the situation covered! 👍🏻

[woodsprite]

47. I don't have much to choose from: a mouse, cup of coffee, post-it notes, and a pencil. n/t

[dlwickham]

49. MacGyver would work wonders with those

[Floyd R. Turbo]

118. Use them wisely! 👍🏻

[dlwickham]

48. a pair of socks

[Floyd R. Turbo]

119. Clean or dirty! 😏

[dlwickham]

130. dirty

[Floyd R. Turbo]

132. You have a chance! 👍🏻

[MrScorpio]

50. A lamp.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

120. A deadly weapon if used correctly! 👍🏻

[mahatmakanejeeves]

52. A pair of headphones. Cheap ones, too. Yikes.

I stood a better chance in the earlier version of this question, where we were asked to rely on the last TV character we had seen. I had just finished watching "Walker, Texas Ranger."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

121. Despair not! 🧟‍♂️

[mahatmakanejeeves]

122. I'll take on my attacker with a left-right combo. NT

[Laffy Kat]

54. My 50-pound catahoula doggo.

She's deaf so first I have to wake her up. Then she'll get right to work and lick that MF to death!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

123. Yum! Rotting flesh! 👍🏻

[mac56]

55. Car door.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

124. You may want to jump out the window! 🧟‍♂️

[lunatica]

56. Either my office telephone or my lamp.

I think I have a chance!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

125. A good one! 👍🏻

[MontanaMama]

63. A salt lamp

and a sleeping chocolate lab. I've got a snowball's chance!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

133. Not necessarily! 👍🏻

[Phentex]

65. My purse! I'm in luck!

Heavy as any weapon I'd need.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

134. Poor zombie! 😢

[tymorial]

67. a tissue box, Chapstick, a glass of water and empty gum wrapper

I am pretty sure even McGuyver would be screwed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

135. Yep! 🧟‍♂️

[Runningdawg]

70. I'm in luck

2 pitbulls and a baseball bat.

[Laffy Kat]

71. Whoa! You'll live the tell the tale because of the tails.nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

136. Negan?

[Runningdawg]

138. Nah

My bat's name is Louie not Lucille. Distant cousin. LOL

[geardaddy]

72. A paper coffee cup.

And it's empty.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

137. Bummer! 🧟‍♂️

[Algernon Moncrieff]

73. My phone. Maybe I can call Liam Neeson

I'm told he has a very particular set of skills.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

139. Hopefully you have him on speed dial! 🧟‍♂️

[sarge43]

74. Table lamp

Could work

[Floyd R. Turbo]

140. Indeed! 👍🏻

[Leith]

75. Stereo Headphones

and a box of Puffs.

What is with all the people with shower curtains and toilet paper next to them? Why are you posting from the toilet?

[dewsgirl]

83. I was wondering that myself, reading through this thread

Has been hilarious.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

141. Oh oh! 🧟‍♂️

[pink-o]

76. To my immediate left right now is a bottle of Tequila

LOL! That should work!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

144. You could do shots! 🧟‍♂️

[NanceGreggs]

77. My knitting needles!

I'm good!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

145. Think youll have time to knit it a sweater? 🧟‍♂️

[skylucy]

78. Guess I'd need to feed him my delicious roast beef sandwich and then hit him over the head with

the TV remote.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

146. Good luck! 🧟‍♂️

[applegrove]

79. A faux polyester fur blanket.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

147. Sorry! 🧟‍♂️

[Corvo Bianco]

80. America's Pencil:

U.S.A. Gold
(#2)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

148. #2 will do! ✏️👍🏻

[Frustratedlady]

81. A box of Christmas cards/envelopes I'm addressing. eom

[Floyd R. Turbo]

149. A task youll never have to do again! 🧟‍♂️

[Walbash Blues]

82. Walbash blue's

Wooden dough bowl full of magazines.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

150. Might work! 👍🏻

[ProfessorGAC]

84. My Assisted Opening Tac Knife

Sitting on the end table with my wallet.
That might do some good.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

151. Absolutely! 👍🏻

[rownesheck]

85. A couch pillow

And something is going to be beaten mightily with it!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

155. Ouch! 🧟‍♂️

[crazycatlady]

86. Knitting needle

And the products made with it can unleash a fury of nasty women.

[irisblue]

89. +100000😉

[Floyd R. Turbo]

156. Poor zombie! 🧟‍♂️

[raven mad]

87. LOL! A 22 pound long haired Maine Coon??

Well, she has claws.............

[Floyd R. Turbo]

158. Ah! An hors doeuvre! 🧟‍♂️

[doc03]

88. Well I have a 40 cal. Springfield semi-auto loaded with 17 rounds in the night stand

on the left side of my bed. Shoot him in the head of course.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

159. Of course! 👍🏻

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

90. My nephews red ryder bb gun and

Blue ray of Billy Jack

[Floyd R. Turbo]

160. Youll shoot your eye out! 🧟‍♂️

[Codeine]

91. Earl Grey tea, I suppose.

But it's gone cold, so. . .

[Floyd R. Turbo]

161. You could invite him for a cuppa and a bite! 🧟‍♂️

[trueblue2007]

92. My cat Taffy.

she is a soft little bunny cat but she can be a real demon !!!

http://i67.tinypic.com/sq1t

[irisblue]

154. Can't see her picture

[Floyd R. Turbo]

162. Sounds tasty! 🧟‍♂️

[trueblue2007]

185. i hope this works now...... TAFFY

[csziggy]

94. My TV remote control

I'm DOOMED!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

163. See ya! Wouldnt want to be ya! 🧟‍♂️

[Doreen]

95. A heavy floor lamp with thick glass and my cell phone.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

164. Thatll do! 👍🏻

[denbot]

96. Damn, my iPad..

I’m dead.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

165. Sniff! 🧟‍♂️

[area51]

98. A bowl.

Uh-oh.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

166. Uh-oh indeed! 🧟‍♂️

[jpak]

99. A 16 year old cat!

n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

167. Oh my! 🧟‍♂️

[PJMcK]

101. My fiancee is sitting to my left

Hmm...

The fireplace poker is to my right, however.

I think I'll just click the back button.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

168. Youre in for a tough decision! 🧟‍♂️

[DetlefK]

102. An empty earplug box.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

169. Damn! 🧟‍♂️

[Glorfindel]

103. A seven-piece manicure set in a "genuine leather made in Korea" case

I could offer to file its nails, I suppose....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

170. I suppose you could! 🧟‍♂️

[malthaussen]

110. My body is a weapon.

I don't need no stinkin' glass of water.

-- Mal

[Floyd R. Turbo]

172. Alrighty then! 🧟‍♂️

[Sailor65x1]

111. Reading glasses

Which I immediately hold up to the window. The focused sunlight burns the ceiling fan mount. The spinning fan falls to the coffee table. The blades strike the salad bowl I was eating from, launching its contents at the zombie. As we all know, zombies hate fruits and vegetables. As the zombie screams and frantically claws cucumber from its face, I escape safely out the front door.

[irisblue]

114. Dayum ....can I be in your traveling group?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

173. MacGyver?👍🏻

[flying_wahini]

126. My 9 lb chihuahua .

N/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

174. Mmmmm! 🧟‍♂️

[Bayard]

127. My two Great Pyrenees

Except I don't want them to end up like King Ezekiel tiger.....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

175. As much as I like dogs! 🧟‍♂️

[sakabatou]

128. Desk, nightstand, hockey stick or katana

[Floyd R. Turbo]

176. Choose wisely! 👍🏻

[CottonBear]

131. A large, velvet covered, feather filled throw pillow.

I shall smother the zombie after I clock it in the head with the glass bowl that I'm holding.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

177. Keep us posted! 🧟‍♂️

[blogslut]

142. Ceramic coffee mug

Shards, baby!

[hlthe2b]

143. a mission style table lamp with a HEAVY metal base or my 40 ounce hydro flask.

[Thomas Hurt]

152. Desk phone.......I guess I can try to brain it with the hand set.

[Siwsan]

153. A cinnamon roll

I might be ok if my attacker is in need of 'comfort food'.

[Initech]

157. Either my laptop or a 44oz cup from Jack In The Box.

I'm screwed!

[Javaman]

171. a stapler!

back or I'll staple you do death!

[janterry]

178. I have an 80 pound Black Lab Mix at my feet

Bring it on

[Still In Wisconsin]

179. A Fender Telecaster!

[Jeroen]

181. I hope you like relics

[Still In Wisconsin]

184. Are you kidding? I AM a relic!

[gibraltar72]

180. Hmm

I guess cat treats. Mostly Temptations.

[kairos12]

182. A napkin holder!

[mainstreetonce]

183. A million dollar check

Bribes always work.