My Christmas gift to myself:

[Aristus]

Can't wait to open it on Christmas Day...

[Lochloosa]

1. Love me some SW...nice gift

[PoliticAverse]

2. A friend just bought a bottle of that for someone as a Christmas gift. Paid around $150 for it.

Don't drink it all at once!

[Aristus]

3. This is my sippin' whiskey.

I've got others for slamming and getting

[beveeheart]

4. I like your present to yourself better than what I'm giving myself:

4 new tires.

[Aristus]

5. Nice confluence of gifts we have here.

I can't drive and you can't drink...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Enjoy.

[longship]

7. My god. Your barkeep looks stoned!

Maybe it's time to call in the second shift.



Canadian rye for me tonight. Served very cold, and sipped slowly.

Skäl!

[Aristus]

8. Like, wow, man. Who's the cat behind the bar?

[malthaussen]

9. I'd be scared to ask that bartender for a drink...

... that's the plan, isn't it?

-- Mal

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Many years ago I was hitchhiking through the Scottish highlands

and came across a barrel of unblended Scotch that had fallen off a lorry and broken open. Scotch was running in the gutters. The many bystanders looked horrified.