Post a line from a TV show and see if anyone knows what TV show it's from ...

[rogerballard]

It can be anything, a quote, a line, a song, a picture... etc. For example... I know these are easy...

OH, ROB ! The Dick Van Dyke Show

Up your nose with a rubber hose, Welcome Back Kotter

I just adore a Penthouse view, darling I love you but give me Park Avenue, Green Acres

Joan Crawford Night Gallery

[MissMillie]

1. "I love her.....

I love her mind, I love her shoes."

[Soxfan58]

80. The west wing

The supremes

[MissMillie]

92. We have a winner!

It's my favorite TV show of all time.

[Soxfan58]

153. My favorite show

My favorite episode! Love Glenn Close.

[PatrickforO]

2. I don't think so, Tim.

Shazam!

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Huh? YES!

Hi, Beautiful!

[rogerballard]

5. Gomer Pyle...

USMC ?

[DetlefK]

22. Home Improvement

[PatrickforO]

99. Well done!

Shazam! and Surprise, surprise, surprise! came from Gomer Pyle, though when Neighbors was a guest star on the Andy Griffith show, he said these things as well.

As a bonus, the Huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Huh? YES! was also a gag performed on Andy Griffith by Jack Burns, who played a character named Warren. Warren was the 'huh?' and Andy was the 'yeah.' Finally, when he'd get completely exasperated, he would yell YES! at Warren and then he'd shut up. Pretty funny.

The poster under you got the first one correct: "I don't think so, Tim," was said to Tim Allen on Home Improvement by Richard Karn, who played Al, Tim's sidekick. I can remember so many times when Tim was going to do something stupid, and Al would say that. Among the funniest scenes on the show was when Tim souped up his garbage disposal to have MORE POWER, and then fed it a wooden broomstick. I was rolling! That had to be the funniest thing I ever saw. Feeding a broomstick down the garbage disposal.

Of course, later Tim proved to be a right wing-nut, and actually became a Trump supporter...geez. But his Home Improvement was hilarious even so.

[Angry Dragon]

253. Tim used to sell coke when he was younger

[DetlefK]

3. "You won't eat no cat! Not in this house!"

[sinkingfeeling]

13. A.L.F.

[JNelson6563]

4. Missed it by THAT much!

[underpants]

7. Get Smart

[JNelson6563]

10. Winner!

[shenmue]

83. Get Smart

[MFM008]

6. We're on

The satellite of love.....

[hurl]

107. MST3K!

Great choice!

[MFM008]

116. Still my favorite!

......

[rainy]

8. No soup for you today!

[DetlefK]

17. I did not see that coming.

[grantcart]

30. Yadda, yadda, yadda

[Upthevibe]

118. Seinfeld. n/t

[red dog 1]

93. "No soup for you!"

(Delete "today&quot

[Upthevibe]

117. Seinfeld. n/t

[stopwastingmymoney]

124. I mentioned the bisque...

[Rustynaerduwell]

9. "As God is my witness

I thought turkeys could fly"

[JNelson6563]

11. WKRP! (In Cincinnati)

That was a funny show! Classic stuff!

[Duppers]

18. WKRP Thanksgiving edition.

1978?

[nuxvomica]

12. "It's a blessing, and a curse"

From one of my all-time favorite shows.

[flotsam]

15. Monk

One of my favorites too!

[DUgosh]

76. Streaming it on Amazon Prime

[uriel1972]

14. Yes...

I was that sheep!

[DetlefK]

21. Black Adder. Season 2. The swiss spy.

[uriel1972]

73. And here I was thinking...

It might be too obscure

[lpbk2713]

16. An easy one ... "And hey! Let's be careful out there."

Said at the beginning of each episode.

[Duppers]

19. Hill Street Blues

One of the best series ever!

[DetlefK]

20. "You know 124 words for breasts." - "And it's getting more!"

[csziggy]

23. "Hi. I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. Newhart

[Va Lefty]

24. "I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, god, even studying!"

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"But I have to save the world. Again!"

[GeoWilliam750]

154. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[Va Lefty]

159. Got it

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. Hes dead Jim!

Jim, he’s dead!

They’re dead Jim!

Jim, they’re dead!

[3catwoman3]

35. I knew someone would...

...pick this. DeForest Kelly was known to say he could remember a line from every script for all 3 seasons - "He's dead, Jim."

My own personal favorite Bones quote was , "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. Hahahahaha!

[3catwoman3]

43. One of the tests of Trek nerd-dom...

...is if you can name the creature Bones was helping. Bonus points for episode name.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

46. I recall the episode but not it or the creatures name. Bones patched up the injured thing with

cement!

[Runningdawg]

72. Horta

The Devil In The Dark

[3catwoman3]

90. Yes, indeedy!

[Auggie]

27. Rossi!

[lpbk2713]

49. Lou Grant?

There was a Rossi character Lou would get exasperated with
at least once in each episode. Is that why the exclamation?

[Auggie]

82. Yep

[AllaN01Bear]

28. hem

wheels mr spock. a flivver captain. ok where is the starter . oh keys in the ignition, button on the floor .(crunch) gears . oh, i do belive they had a device called a clutch, a clutch captain, perhaps one of those pedals on the floor. i kind of like this , i may get one for myself.

[longship]

85. Star Trek (TOS).

Episode: A Piece of the Action.

Also, the origin of the card game called "Fizbin".

[AllaN01Bear]

160. ding ding ding. have a grand day:)

[nocalflea]

29. "Goodnight Chet."

[pangaia]

57. Huntley Brinkley Report

[nocalflea]

84. As a little kid, in that crazy-ass decade known as the 60's, I found Chet & David's collegiality oddly reassuring. War, riots, assassinations, protests and every night

Chet and David civilly, warmly wished each other a good night.

I was in my early teens when Chet died. Broke. My. Heart.

[grantcart]

31. "You know my name"

[Ron Obvious]

32. I have a cunning plan...

The show's already been mentioned.

[Kaleva]

41. Black Adder

[Initech]

33. "What's there to ignore? He's got a 14 foot cock!"

[sagetea]

34. "Kiss my grits"!

N/T

[PoliticAverse]

52. Alice. n/t

[Initech]

37. "One false move and I will Second Amendment your brains all over this truck!"

[Initech]

38. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

[Kaleva]

42. The Simpsons

[Va Lefty]

39. "He's from Barcelona."

[red dog 1]

95. Fawlty Towers

[Va Lefty]

109. Correct my friend

[Doc_Technical]

40. Said on a two way radio;

"Checkmate King 2, this is White Rook, over"

[MosheFeingold]

71. Combat

[Kaleva]

44. If you're looking for me, You better check under the sea, 'cause that is where you'll find me,

[Kaleva]

45. We are the Crystal Gems Well always save the day! And if you think we cant Well always find a way

[brooklynite]

47. "Who is this man!?"

Hogan's Heros

[A HERETIC I AM]

48. "Hey....whaddya say we guys go down to the beach and shoot some clams"

[Iggo]

50. "You mind your place, mister, or you'll... you'll be wearin' concrete galoshes."

[FreepFryer]

58. Took a wee nip o' courage...

[Iggo]

51. "Right you are, Ken."

[FreepFryer]

53. "You're a bad man! You're a very bad man!" (n/t)

[PoliticAverse]

55. Twilight Zone (Billy Mumy). n/t

[red dog 1]

166. Seinfeld

Babu, (the Pakistani restaurant guy), to Jerry.

[PoliticAverse]

54. "Sorry about that chief." n/t

[California_Republic]

59. Get smart

[FreepFryer]

60. Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart!"

[California_Republic]

56. Pork chops and Apple sauce

[FreepFryer]

62. Brady Bunch lip curl FTW

[pangaia]

61. Alice! Alice !!!!!!!!!!

[California_Republic]

63. Its a baby John!

[rogerballard]

190. The Waltons?

Goodnight Mary Ellen, Goodnight John Boy.

[California_Republic]

192. Yup! Someone left a baby 🍼 at the door

[PoliticAverse]

64. Let's do it to them before they do it to us. n/t

[lapfog_1]

65. Obscure but funny show

Peter's ex-wife : "Peter, Bobby doesn't want the world to know that you do his vaginal stunts!"

Peter : "And what a cunning stunt you are!"

[skypilot]

106. "Action"

I can't believe some of the stuff that made it onto that show.

[lapfog_1]

108. "She is my prostitute, you are my whore!"

I never laughed so hard.

The DVD has interviews... and some of the dialog that was proposed but scrapped due to censors was ROTFLOL good.

[skypilot]

111. I've forgotten so much of that show...

...but the "cunning stunt" line and the fellatio scene floored me--especially the latter.

[PoorMonger]

66. Heavy Is The Head That Eats The Crayon

[Docreed2003]

152. Lol...30 Rock!!

Love that show!

[PoorMonger]

156. Yes!

Tracey in particular has so many great lines that are so perfectly weird - but somehow that’s one that always stuck in my head.

[Binkie The Clown]

67. "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!" nt

[longship]

86. Andy's Gang.

Also, later publicized by The Ghoul, late night movie host. "Plunk your magic twanger OVERDAY, Froggy"

Of course, Froggy originated with Smilin' Ed McConnell whose program predated Andy's Gang until McConnell died. I watched both versions when I was a kid. They showed "Ramar of the Jungle" adventures, and yes, Froggy was an ever present menace. My sisters and I made fun of the Ramar episodes by calling them "Grandma of the Jungle".

[Binkie The Clown]

94. And who can forget the commercials. "Hi, my name is Buster Brown. I live in a shoe..." nt

[longship]

96. "This my dog Tige, he lives there, too."

And of course, Midnight the cat. "Nice!"

[rzemanfl]

68. "Yoo hooo." n/t

[ariadne0614]

149. Fibber McGee and Molly n/t

[rzemanfl]

157. Right era, wrong show.

The Goldbergs, starring Gertrude Berg. Moved from radio to TV (1949-1956).

[ariadne0614]

175. Sorry. I got it confused with the radio show.

See script, page 4 of 20.
http://www.radioplayerswest.org/Scripts/Fibber_McGee/Fibber_camping_at_Dugans_lake.pdf

[rzemanfl]

176. There was a short-lived

Fibber McGee and Molly TV show around 1960 or thereabouts. You've had the answer since 8/19/14.

[sdfernando]

69. Danger Will Robinson!

[Sanity Claws]

70. Lost In Space

[sdfernando]

74. Make it so

[California_Republic]

79. Star Trek next gen

[sdfernando]

75. BAM!

[hurl]

77. This is - excuse me -a DAMN fine cup of coffee.

[shenmue]

81. Twin Peaks

[sdfernando]

78. Mind if I smoke?

[LNM]

218. Addam's Family?

I remember someone physically smoking.

[sdfernando]

221. Yes, very good. Took a while for someone to get that.

I was a bit disappointed that this wasn't included in any of the movies....That and "You rang"

[hurl]

87. 'Cigarette?' 'Yes, I know.'

[Bucky]

88. "But what are they doing here?" - "Not a lot"

It's a sci fi comedy

[AmandaRuth]

89. my favorite all time show.........

"I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different."

"I'll occasionally hit someone with my car."

"fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch"

"I declare Bankruptcy"

and my personal favorite--------

"I am not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many many women, often outdoors in the mud and rain. It's possible a man could've slipped in there. There'd be no way of knowing"

[MLAA]

110. I am really curious to find out which show this is, sounds like a hoot!

[AmandaRuth]

158. The Office

On Netflix now. I've probably seen each ep a dozen times. That's what she said is the most famous line from the show - spoken by the great Michael Scott. 😁

[MLAA]

161. Cool, I will check it out 🙂

[Bucky]

91. "Just... move forward, Peggy"

[red dog 1]

97. "Oh, Frank!"

[Upthevibe]

119. Mash. n/t

[red dog 1]

164. Yep!

(Mash trivia)
Robert Altman, who directed "Mash" the movie, hated "Mash" the TV show, for some reason.
But his son must have loved Mash the TV show, because he was the one who wrote the theme song for the movie, (which was used in the TV show)...so he made a lot of money off the TV show's use of that theme.

[red dog 1]

98. "Why, Ralph, why did you say that?"

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[Stuart G]

182. The Honeymooners

[red dog 1]

193. Winnerwinnerchickendinner!

[red dog 1]

100. "Cigarettes can kill me, and so can Donny Jones!"

(Hint - It ran on NBC for 4 seasons)

[SummerSnow]

101. Kid Dy-no-mite!!!

[Va Lefty]

113. Good Times

[madaboutharry]

102. "Don doesn't like surprises"

[stopwastingmymoney]

125. Newsroom?

[madaboutharry]

135. Madmen

Peggy to Meghan Draper when Meghan wants to throw a surprise party for Don's 40th birthday.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

103. "Just the facts, ma'am."

[hurl]

104. Dragnet

I always enjoyed the "shame scene" at the end when the perpetrator would be filmed looking kind of sheepish for getting caught.

[LisaM]

105. Norm!

[hurl]

112. Cheers

Good choice

[Va Lefty]

114. "God will get you for that Walter"

[Upthevibe]

120. Maude. n/t

[Va Lefty]

123. You got it!

[Brother Buzz]

115. What a revoltin' development this is!

[Upthevibe]

121. We were on a break!!!!!! n/t

[Brother Buzz]

122. I want you all to understand one thing.

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Usually when I come home I'm meek, calm and pleasant, but tonight I'm revoltin'!

[VMA131Marine]

126. I'm free!

[VMA131Marine]

184. So, nobody got "Are you being served?"

You've all done very well!

[yellowdogintexas]

186. glass of water for Mr Grainger! n/t

[VMA131Marine]

127. Oh, smeg!

[lunasun]

131. Red dwarf

[VMA131Marine]

128. Where's Perry?

[VMA131Marine]

185. And nobody has kids who watch "Phineas and Ferb"

[madamesilverspurs]

129. "Good luck, Jim."

[rogerballard]

130. Mission Impossible?

loved that show.

[lunasun]

132. Nanu Nanu

[rogerballard]

134. Mork and Mindy !

[rogerballard]

133. One of my favorites...

[lunasun]

137. Oh mine too. Mrs. Peel We're needed

[rogerballard]

138. Emma says Goodbye...

Enter Tara King, who was not half bad !!!!

[lunasun]

139. Intriguing but no Emma Peel

[rogerballard]

143. Oh my, never saw that outfit !

Love Diana!

[rogerballard]

142. After we drink 2 bottles of Champagne...

[lunasun]

144. I forgot about that . They were always toasting and drinking

[Brother Buzz]

136. I gotta kill that boy. I just gotta...

[Homer Wells]

170. Dobie Gillis

[Brother Buzz]

172. Yep, Herbert T. Gillis

[lunasun]

140. Elizabeth I'm coming! I'm coming to join you honey

[rogerballard]

141. Sanford and Son?

[lunasun]

146. Lamont's responses were always so hilarious because we had a relative not quite as bad but still ...

[Rhiannon12866]

145. "You'll thank me later..."

[rogerballard]

147. Gladys... Take your medicine...

Take your medicine Gladys

[GeoWilliam750]

155. Bewitched?

[rogerballard]

168. Yes...

I love that show.

[rogerballard]

148. Sam, please do something.

[dewsgirl]

150. "There's a fish in the percolator".🃏

[Docreed2003]

151. ...

I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!

[red dog 1]

178. Mash!

[Docreed2003]

179. Yep!!! One of my favorite shows!

[VMA131Marine]

162. "Allons Y!" And then later "Geronimo!"

[Docreed2003]

180. Alons y Alonzo!!

Dr who....

Love that show so much, as my sig attests

[TexasBushwhacker]

163. First of all, it's a Springsteen show, not a Bruce Springsteen concert.

You sound ignorant. Second of all, you don't show up at a Springsteen show wearing a John Cougar Mellencamp t-shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.

[red dog 1]

165. "You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum!"

[Va Lefty]

167. "One of these days, I gotta have a long talk with that boy"

[rogerballard]

173. Beverly Hillbillies ?

[Va Lefty]

174. That's it!

[red dog 1]

169. "They killed Kenny!"

[MontanaMama]

177. South Park!!

Am I the worst mom ever that I watch SP sometimes with my 12 year old?

[red dog 1]

228. South Park is correct!

And, No - You're not the worst mom ever,
(South Park is a very funny show, and, like The Simpsons, it's not just for kids).

[retread]

171. "I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it.

The balance is perfect. The trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see
the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw
it unless I mean to use it. Would you like a demonstration?"

[retread]

191. 2 more from same show.

"With this gun I could have stopped murder tonight. But I've taken it off. That's my present to you.
In all my life I've only seen a dozen real killers, but I've seen ten thousand people that would stand by
and let it happen. Which is the greater evil?"

"XXXXXXX: Did you come here to pass the time of day or talk business?
Billy-Joe: Well, fine. Direct and to the point. You're the kind of man I like.
XXXXXXX: I can't say the same."

[Brother Buzz]

202. The money quotes were at the opening scene, a different one each week...

then we would wait for it to play into the script during the program

[red dog 1]

181. "You big dummy!"

[yellowdogintexas]

188. "All in the Family" nt

[red dog 1]

194. Nope!

(Hint - It's a sit-com already mentioned on this thread)

[LNM]

219. Sanford and Son?

[red dog 1]

223. Yes!

Fred used to say to Lamont: "Why you big dummy!" whenever Lamont did something stupid.

(I love that show)

[Stuart G]

183. "Look up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane?"

[yellowdogintexas]

187. It's Superman!

[Awsi Dooger]

189. "He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb..."

"..., and was killed in shooting accident."

For some reason I know the dialog in that episode virtually word for word.

Here's another hint:

"No dear, THIS is the dream, you're still in the cell."

[DFW]

196. It's a Monty Python line

Couldn't say from which show

[Awsi Dooger]

197. Well done...it's from Mr. Pither and the Cycling Tour of North Cornwall

That episode busted me up as a teenager. Fortunately my dad was early to buy a VCR so I taped the episodes off the local PBS station

[DFW]

195. Say Goodnight, Dick.

"Goodnight Dick"

[Bayard]

204. Rowan & Martin

Laugh In

[Tikki]

198. The truth is out there, east of Portland......

Tikki

[red dog 1]

199. "I have this list of all the bad things I've ever done!"

[rogerballard]

212. My Name is Earl

[HipChick]

200. Oh, boy...

[Bayard]

203. Quantum Leap?

A definite favorite

[HipChick]

207. You got it!...I loved that show..

[mbusby]

201. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.

[rogerballard]

210. The Outer Limits

[NightWatcher]

205. I love it when a plan comes together.

[Bayard]

206. If I had known the world was ending, I wouldve brought better books.

Along with,

“Well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but did you just threaten me?”

[kacekwl]

208. Bears,beets,battlestar galactica.

[The_Casual_Observer]

209. Work!?!?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

211. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[rogerballard]

214. Rockford Files or Police Woman?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

215. Baretta

[rogerballard]

216. Dang it !

Now I can see/hear him saying this line in my head !

[rogerballard]

213. "Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?"

[nolabear]

225. Vitametavegamin!

[Awsi Dooger]

217. "Edith Keeler must die"

I reluctantly had to agree

[Ohiya]

234. Spock, I think I'm in love with Edith Keeler.

[LNM]

220. Not the Mama!!

[nolabear]

226. Dinosaurs! A gem! My thirty year old son STILL has the doll.

[red dog 1]

222. "One of these days POW, right in the kisser"

[Hassin Bin Sober]

224. KMG365

[nolabear]

227. This monkey would run out on their trunks and dance the merenge.

[SouthernIrish]

229. This is Carlton, your doorman.

[bluecollar2]

254. Rhoda?...n/t

N/t

[eppur_se_muova]

261. The MTM Show ! nt

[sarge43]

232. The Carol Burnett Show

Tim Conway's (Mickey) elephant story - of his all of his ad libs, hands down the funniest.

[Stuart G]

230. This person was on the show every day, never said anything..honked on a horn.

[red dog 1]

231. "I'm the High Commander!"

[Dulcinea]

233. I have nothing to do with intelligence. nt

[Ohiya]

235. Moving right along...

[Tikki]

236. Why do these things always end up in barns?.

Tikki

[red dog 1]

237. "Hang onto your brains, fellow babies!"

[red dog 1]

238. "I'm not a woulda' shoulda' coulda' kind of guy!"

(This line is from a TV show that ran for 7 seasons on F/X)

[MissMillie]

239. "What do you do when you come to a yellow light?"

"Slow down!"

[Alpeduez21]

241. Of the funniest scenes ever!

Taxi was a great show.

Are you offering me a beer out friendship or pity?

Pity.

Aah, what the hell a beer's a beer.

[red dog 1]

240. "Will you please stop talking about the war!"

[eppur_se_muova]

264. Fawlty Towers nt

[Miles Archer]

242. "If you don't stand up to it, let 'em know you're still an ape deep down where it counts...

...you're just gonna get washed away."

[BendigoJeff]

243. You four-eyed fuck! And you fat piece of shit! Get me the head!

One of my fave episodes from this series.

[red dog 1]

244. "You snobs! You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper-class piles of pus."

[mainstreetonce]

245. Don't Tell Me What I Can' t Do

Guys,where are we?

Not Penny's Boat

[The Great Escape]

246. "I Need You To Text Me Every 30 Seconds...

Saying That Everything Is Going To Be OK"

[Jamaal510]

248. "Oh dear...the insanitary...

my skinny arms cannot bear the weight! Oh, I know--I'll move it with my brain!"

[lame54]

249. "...and my partner Ghee Buttersnaps"

[jmowreader]

250. Okay...

"I don't want no revenuers around. Even he was ashamed of bein' one. Called it the 'Infernal Revenue Service.'"

[stonecutter357]

251. let's talk about that .

[Angry Dragon]

252. Hello

[bluecollar2]

255. ....the bouquet residence....

The lady of the house speaking....

[eppur_se_muova]

262. Keeping Up Appearances

"Well, it's pronounced boo-KAY !"

[bluecollar2]

265. Oh...nice...

[red dog 1]

256. "I love to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs,"

(The character is singing this line)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

257. "Jane, you ignorant slut!"

[eppur_se_muova]

263. Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Weekend Update" on SNL. nt

Specifically, the "Point/Counterpoint" segment within a segment

[Stuart G]

258. Beam me up Scotty.

[Wolf Frankula]

259. One is not from a TV show. The rest are

2 from the same show

This is bad because?

No boom. No boom today, boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow.

And.

Mr. President, we need you to come to the Situation Room.

And.

Don't threaten me. It costs a fortune in flowers.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

260. "Cigarettes could kill me..and so can Donny Jones!"

[bluecollar2]

266. Look at arson.

I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building? I know I have.

[sarge43]

267. Keeping the thread alive

Two from cartoon shows

"What the hell are you looking at?"

"Men write him love letters; women name their vibrators after him."

[NewJeffCT]

268. "We're not talking about right and wrong, we're talking about the law!"

Hint - somebody already posted a better known quote from this show above.