ok someone please caption this skirt

[TalenaGor]

It's like...a skirt that says ' no no no....you already sexually assaulted me...see?'

https://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/monse-cutout-trumpet-skirt/4760120?origin=topnav&cm_sp=Top%20Navigation-_-Clothing-_-Skirts&page=12&top=24


ETA fix link

[brush]

1. That's a fail. Not attractive.

[democratisphere]

2. The dress says: Look BUT don't touch!

The price says: You've got to be kidding!

[MLAA]

3. Trumpet skirt.....hmmm I dont think he has enough cognitive capability to work the stripper zipper.

[TalenaGor]

4. lol!! stripper zipper!

[Leith]

5. It Looks Like

she had to climb over a barbed wire fence to get in.

Well, until I saw the zipper. I hate zippers on indoor clothing except on the front of trousers. Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to sit down with the cold, rough metal digging into your upper thigh?

[Bayard]

6. Isn't that the dress

The dress Jamie Lee Curtis was wearing in True Lies?

[left-of-center2012]

7. How is this about sexual assault?

It's a dress with a zipper so the length can be adjusted.
Not everything is about sex (for some of us).

[TalenaGor]

8. looks like its half torn off and its called a TRUMPet skirt

sorry if I missed the mark

[left-of-center2012]

9. To you, it looks "ripped off"

“The trumpet silhouette is a style of gown that features a gradually-flared skirt and a close-fitting bodice that skims the lines of the body, through the hips.
Just as the name suggests, the gradual flare of a trumpet dress' skirt resembles the shape of the musical instrument trumpet's bell.”

http://www.weddingshoppeinc.com/term/trumpet-silhouette

[TalenaGor]

10. ya really was meaning the big hole in the side......

admittedly I don't have the worlds greatest fashion sense - I just thought it funny that a dress was half ripped looking and had trump in the name but clearly my humor was lost on you - no worries....sorry if you took issue with it....

[left-of-center2012]

11. Whatever floats your boat

.

[zanana1]

12. Why?

Just why?

[2naSalit]

13. For

$890 bucks? I'll pass on that.