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TalenaGor

(1,104 posts) Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:43 AM Jan 2018

ok someone please caption this skirt

It's like...a skirt that says ' no no no....you already sexually assaulted me...see?'

https://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/monse-cutout-trumpet-skirt/4760120?origin=topnav&cm_sp=Top%20Navigation-_-Clothing-_-Skirts&page=12&top=24

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ok someone please caption this skirt (Original Post) TalenaGor Jan 2018 OP

That's a fail. Not attractive. brush Jan 2018 #1

The dress says: Look BUT don't touch! democratisphere Jan 2018 #2

Trumpet skirt.....hmmm I dont think he has enough cognitive capability to work the stripper zipper. MLAA Jan 2018 #3

lol!! stripper zipper! TalenaGor Jan 2018 #4

It Looks Like Leith Jan 2018 #5

Isn't that the dress Bayard Jan 2018 #6

How is this about sexual assault? left-of-center2012 Jan 2018 #7

looks like its half torn off and its called a TRUMPet skirt TalenaGor Jan 2018 #8

To you, it looks "ripped off" left-of-center2012 Jan 2018 #9

ya really was meaning the big hole in the side...... TalenaGor Jan 2018 #10

Whatever floats your boat left-of-center2012 Jan 2018 #11

Why? zanana1 Jan 2018 #12

For 2naSalit Jan 2018 #13

brush

(53,763 posts)

1. That's a fail. Not attractive.

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:51 AM

Jan 2018

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)

2. The dress says: Look BUT don't touch!

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:53 AM

Jan 2018

The price says: You've got to be kidding!

MLAA

(17,267 posts)

3. Trumpet skirt.....hmmm I dont think he has enough cognitive capability to work the stripper zipper.

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:57 AM

Jan 2018

TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

4. lol!! stripper zipper!

Reply to MLAA (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:58 AM

Jan 2018

Leith

(7,808 posts)

5. It Looks Like

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 01:05 AM

Jan 2018

she had to climb over a barbed wire fence to get in.

Well, until I saw the zipper. I hate zippers on indoor clothing except on the front of trousers. Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to sit down with the cold, rough metal digging into your upper thigh?

Bayard

(22,038 posts)

6. Isn't that the dress

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 01:14 AM

Jan 2018

The dress Jamie Lee Curtis was wearing in True Lies?

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

7. How is this about sexual assault?

Reply to TalenaGor (Original post)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 11:32 AM

Jan 2018

It's a dress with a zipper so the length can be adjusted.
Not everything is about sex (for some of us).

TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

8. looks like its half torn off and its called a TRUMPet skirt

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 12:37 PM

Jan 2018

sorry if I missed the mark

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

9. To you, it looks "ripped off"

Reply to TalenaGor (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:14 PM

Jan 2018

“The trumpet silhouette is a style of gown that features a gradually-flared skirt and a close-fitting bodice that skims the lines of the body, through the hips.
Just as the name suggests, the gradual flare of a trumpet dress' skirt resembles the shape of the musical instrument trumpet's bell.”

http://www.weddingshoppeinc.com/term/trumpet-silhouette

TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

10. ya really was meaning the big hole in the side......

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #9)

Sat Jan 20, 2018, 03:59 PM

Jan 2018

admittedly I don't have the worlds greatest fashion sense - I just thought it funny that a dress was half ripped looking and had trump in the name but clearly my humor was lost on you - no worries....sorry if you took issue with it....