MiddleFingerMom is loving and affectionate and just bubbling over with warmth.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tobin S.]

1. Our dog sleeps on our bed with us

I had a terrible case of gas one night and I was actually farting in my sleep. It was so bad, according to Jen, that the dog got up and left the room. That's saying a lot for Swifty. He usually won't get up until we do and if you try to force him to sleep elsewhere he'll cry and whine all night.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Hey, Tobin!!! Tell Jen that I admire her courage and/or lack of olfactory nerves.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. You grossed out a DOG??

That's impressive.

[rurallib]

5. your damned lucky he didn't think you had died

and tried to eat you.

[applegrove]

6. LOL! That is hillarious.

[nolabear]

7. LOL! What was that movie with the line,

"Whenever Grandma passes gas, we beat the dog." I can't for the life of me remember.

[solara]

4. This is so ridiculous, I just love it!