Cats are assholes

[orangecrush]

exhibit A -

[CurtEastPoint]

1. :-(

[orangecrush]

3. more proof

our cat Spatzy just urinated on my gym bag.


Now my bedroom smells like Spatzy.


He is scheduled for a neutering in a week.

His revenge, I swear he had an evil smirk on his face. (I caught him.)

He thinks it's funny.

[irisblue]

2. Mine have/can be assholes. Still makes me feel sad to hear a human cuss @a 🐱

[orangecrush]

5. I love them to bits

assholes or not.

[crazycatlady]

28. I'll admit to doing that once

I was in high school and had two kitties at the time. I go to put my shoes on to go to work (weekend job at a movie theater-- special all black sneakers to meet dress code) and one of the cats took a dump in one of the shoes.

I have no idea who did it but there were some swear words. I had to wear heels that day.

[orangecrush]

29. we all

have a story!

Cats gone wild!

[yonder]

33. Fabulous Furry Freak Bros.

wasn't the shoe thing a habit of Fat Freddy's cat?

[irisblue]

32. I have said to mine over the years and cats

What the hell are you doing...
Dammnit Cat
I am not without sin..

[TDale313]

4. Poor kitty

☹️ He’s just doing what cats do- exploring and checking out what his humans are up to.

[orangecrush]

6. I think

the video was posted because it is funny.

Part of what makes cats fun is their unpredictability.


Dogs are for people who want to be worshiped as a God.

Cats are for people who can handle a God sitting on their chest at 4 a.m. demanding a sacrifice.

[thbobby]

7. Hilarious!

Anyone of us who have been around cats enough can empathize. Love them, but Damn, they can be fucking assholes. Kind of like me, I guess.

[orangecrush]

9. Same here!

[shenmue]

8. ROFL

Oh my stars!

[orangecrush]

10. "I was scarsd of dentists and the dark... "

[Skittles]

13. oh I thought it was "dentists in the dark"

[orangecrush]

22. could be!

[Skittles]

23. this gun's for hire

even though we're just dentists in the dark

OMG I SLAY MYSELF

[orangecrush]

24. ...

[orangecrush]

31. for your listening pleasure...

[procon]

11. No they aren't, but some people just shouldn't have cats.

Neither of my cats like music, they actually cringe and leave the room. You have to expect their innate curiosity and agility will cause... well, certain problems, but that same behavior is also a source of endless amusement for their keepers. I try to anticipate their behaviors to minimize the unwanted effects. You know, normal things like no wiggling your toes under the covers when the cat is watching, or no relaxing bubble baths until the cats are secured in another room and the door is closed. No hand blown glass geejaws... ever.

[orangecrush]

15. Great post!

You are obviously an experienced cat fancier!

[pansypoo53219]

27. my cats take out pottery, a window, the glass TV door.....

still have glass & pottery.

[orangecrush]

30. They know

we can't stay mad at them!

[Beaverhausen]

12. LOL!!!

[orangecrush]

21. ...

made me

[Yonnie3]

14. Yes, they are.

I was changing planes in Frankfurt, Germany, where they had you grab your luggage from a cart outside the plane and place it on another to be loaded onto your new flight. As I carried my bag past three heavily armed security men and their dog, the dog expressed interest in it. It didn't alert, it just seemed intent on sniffing it. I opened my bag so they could look in it and the men started laughing. The bag reeked of stale cat piss. My cat who didn't like me traveling had made her point and the 12+ hours of travel had allowed the smell to ripen.

[orangecrush]

18. Kitty wanted you to think of her

ours peed on my gym bag today.

Bedroom still reeks.

[Yonnie3]

25. I did indeed "think" of her.

The hotel in Bremen saw to it my bag and clothing were cleaned. Fortunately I had fresh outer clothing and one change of socks etc. in a garment bag. Seven days later when I arrived home I had forgotten the hassle and was treated to a five minute you are home dance followed by normal behavior as if I'd never been gone.

She is long gone, but was the best one of many.

[orangecrush]

26. Sounds like

a wonderful fur family member!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

16. In that video I don't think it was the cat who was the asshole!

[orangecrush]

20. anti cat propaganda!

[Laffy Kat]

17. Usually that is true. In this case, however,...

The cat was doing us all a favor.

[orangecrush]

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