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kairos12

(13,489 posts) Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:33 PM Jan 2018

A jumper cable walks into a bar

and asks the barkeep if he can have a drink. The bartender responds, "ok, as long as you don't try and start something."

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A jumper cable walks into a bar (Original Post) kairos12 Jan 2018 OP

Yup MFM008 Jan 2018 #1

Grasshopper walks into a bar. LuckyCharms Jan 2018 #2

LOL. Very good LuckyCharms. kairos12 Jan 2018 #3

Horse walks into a bar COLGATE4 Jan 2018 #4

A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar. Aristus Jan 2018 #5

MFM008

(20,042 posts)

1. Yup

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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 01:39 PM

Jan 2018

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LuckyCharms

(22,166 posts)

2. Grasshopper walks into a bar.

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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 02:39 PM

Jan 2018

Bartender says...Hey! We have a drink named after you!

Grasshopper says...You have a drink named Larry?

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kairos12

(13,489 posts)

3. LOL. Very good LuckyCharms.

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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 02:54 PM

Jan 2018

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COLGATE4

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4. Horse walks into a bar

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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 05:35 PM

Jan 2018

Bartender asks him "why the long face??"

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Aristus

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5. A priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar.

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Sun Jan 28, 2018, 05:41 PM

Jan 2018

The bartender asks: "What is this? A joke?"

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