Hey, Hey, Hey - the XFL starts in just a couple of years and their teams need names

[rurallib]

Sounds like a job for Loungers!

Doesn't have to be associated with a city or area - just a name for the team let the XFL sort out who gets the name

My entry: (from a theme here): The Exploding Garmins!

[GWC58]

1. Deplorable Despicables, or vice versa.

[Lifelong Protester]

2. White Sheets(ers)

[lapfog_1]

3. The Concussions, The Head Traumas, The Paralyzed.

[TlalocW]

4. Letterman did a top ten list of worst names for a sports team

I've used them as team names like in college when we had trivia bowl competition, etc. The ones I remember...

The Fragile Porcelain Mice
The Fluffy-Angora-Sweater-Wearing Debutantes
The Fighting Amish

TlalocW

[LeftInTX]

5. XXXer's

It is XFL

[True Dough]

6. The Hartford Here For a Good Time, Not For a Long Times

The Fort Worth Fame is Fleetings

The Daytona Disappearance

The San Diego Disasters

The Oakland One-And-Dones

[machI]

7. Here are a few

The Claim-Jumpers

The Gassers

The Pile Drivers

The Borg

[kydo]

8. What's Happening! Sorry the hay hay hay thing

Crazy but I really enjoyed this so.

[mikeargo]

9. Helena Handbaskets

[rurallib]

13. Yes!

[lame54]

10. The Drain Bamaged

[jmowreader]

11. The Fighting Whites

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites

It was a club basketball team at the University of Northern Colorado, named to protest a local high school's "Fighting Reds" moniker.

[rurallib]

15. or as I heard of them "the fighting Whities"

I remember when they burst on the scene.

Would Trump be their mascot, I wonder.

[fleur-de-lisa]

12. The Syphilis-Ridden Mummies

From this thread: https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10142800

[rurallib]

14. !

Edit to add: Makes me think of insults that the British have hurled at Trump.
Loved the latest one: "odious fish fart"

[FSogol]

16. The Delaware Deflators, The NY Combovers, the Tidewater Erosion, Charleston Black Lungs,

Las Vegas Realtors, Georgia Gimmicks, the Newark Blustering Patriots, Boston Bone Spurs, and the New Haven Chicken-Hawks!

[Initech]

17. The Birmingham Deplorables

And the Orlando Florida Mans.

[rurallib]

18. I think the "Florida Mans" would be entertaining

[Initech]

19. Especially if they did Florida Man things!