Just tried the new MiddleFingerMom Dutch Oven PizzaŠ. Tastes like someone farted under a blanket.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

What's up with that?

[ohiosmith]

1. I laughed out loud for real.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

2. hey, that's like my LOLcat!

[Ikonoklast]

3. Did you try the Extra Beefy Style yet?

It'll make your eyes water.

[bluesbassman]

4. Try washing it down with his new Asparagus Soda.

It's the drink that "stays with ya™".

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Makes me think of that "New York" episode of The Simpsons...

...Homer buys falafel on a stick or something from a street vendor and needs something to wash it down and he wants a Coke, but all the guy is selling is "Crab Boil."

[foo_bar]

13. only Khlav Kalash!

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

15. A CLASSIC.

Absolutely one of my fvorite scenes out of the entire series. Forgot about the "Mountain Dew" part.

[nolabear]

6. Sometimes silent. Always deadly.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Thank, um... goodness.

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I was afraid they wouldn't capture my, um... essence.
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[pacalo]

8. ...

[Ron Obvious]

9. What am I missing here?

I've lived in this country for well over 30 years but I'm obviously missing something here. Why is "Dutch Oven" funny?

Help a clueless goober out, would you?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Here you go:

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/dutch-oven

[Ron Obvious]

14. Thanks!

I had no idea! I'm still getting over using the phrase "cutting the cheese" literally and not understanding why people were laughing

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. To be perfectly honest about it, I've never...

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... considered a couple to be a "100% couple" until they've given each OTHER a Dutch Oven.
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Not necessarily, mind you, on the same night... but wouldn't THAT be a match made in hebbin?
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. Everybody has their "bucket list," I guess...

[Ron Obvious]

16. Licorice

Sharing a large bag of (real, imported) licorice in the evening couldn't help but bring that situation about, I would think. Sounds like a perfect plan to test any new relationship. If she doesn't eat licorice, the relationship is beyond repair in any case.