Light bulb jokes (old and new)
Assorted...
Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The seeds of the revolution are in the light bulb itself.
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Q: How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty-one. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink beer until the room starts spinning.
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Q: How many college students does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, will this be on the test?
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Q: How many buddhists(sp) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one not to change it.
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Q: How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: As many as they can fit inside
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Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Wanna go for a bike ride?
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Q: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the pen1s... I mean ladder.
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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
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Q: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, the same number it takes to screw anywhere else.
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Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and Then the "original self" sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
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Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Forty... you gotta problem with that?
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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1,331:
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.light.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.light.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
= new reply since forum marked as read
glad I did. really funny 
BWAH!
LOL I found that one funny.
