Winter Olympics events wed like to see

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1) Horseback Ice Hockey

2) Speed Skating with a dog on a leash

3) Jet pack ski jumping

4) Figure Skating Moose pairs

5) Curling with Javelins

6) Flamethrower Biathlon


Ideas?

[jberryhill]

1. Snowball Fighting

Fat Tire Downhill Cycling

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2. LOL

Snowball fighting scoring gives points for snowball esthetics!

[PoliticAverse]

27. Since boxing and wrestling are summer olympic sports I don't understand why snowball fighting...

was left out of the winter olympics.

[greymattermom]

3. More serious

I'd like to see figure skating individual elements, i.e. separate jumps, spins and footwork medals, like gymnasts have.

[Ron Obvious]

4. Sounds like a Mad magazine feature

How about biathlon where the contests shoot at each other?

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5. Mad was where I was headed, yes!

I was thinking the flamethrower would be used during the skiing phase to melt the snow or your opponent

[hunter]

40. Paint balls and white snow suits...

... it would be excellent television.

[sarge43]

6. Catapult Dodge? Cat Herding? Sky Diving Anvil Toss? Fruitcake Eating? n/t

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8. Summer games

Sorry.

[sarge43]

10. Performing in six feet of snow or more would make the competition more conpetitive.

Especially cat herding.

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11. Ok...Deep Powder Cat Herding

I’m in

[sarge43]

25. Thanks. Are white cats too much?

The spousal unit has one: Soccer (football) on ice skates

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28. Naaaaah

If you start with 6 live white cats, finishing with 5 and a snow facsimile would be a disqualification!

[hurl]

7. Synchronized snowblowing

Ice Derby (variation on Roller Derby)

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9. I like it

[eppur_se_muova]

12. It's called "short track speed skating". nt

[underpants]

13. Ice Golf

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16. ...

[sarge43]

29. Now that was a bad day.

Missed the shot, fell on his ass, went through the ice and immortalized on You Tube.

[sdfernando]

14. Ice basketball would be a hoot! /NT

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15. On skates?

Could be dangerous.

I like it

[NightWatcher]

17. Bobsledding Sofa competition.

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18. NOW were talking!

Quads with beers

[NightWatcher]

23. And for the late night audience, nekked pairs luge

This time it's good to be finished quickly

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24. If you think about it...

If there is a guy on top, he would have a way of “locking in”, so to speak

Providing the bottom slender is willing, of course


That’s just naughty, Heretic.

I know. I’m a horrible person with no redeeming qualities

Yes. You suck

I am so ashamed

[jberryhill]

41. Some nations have a head start on that

[underpants]

19. Really fast sledding

Feet first AND head first

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20. Well, they have the luge and the skeleton...

How about downhill tubing?

[underpants]

21. Uphill tubing

With flamethrowers. Why not?

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22. LOL

Into an unsuspecting line of family members....

One division includes a dog biting at the tube

[jberryhill]

34. toboggans

[Ohiogal]

26. I'm not sure

but I think I have already participated in ice skating with a dog on a leash ....except I was going AAAAIIIEEEEE!!!! lol

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30. You had a dog that would walk YOU!

[Sneederbunk]

31. Synchronized angel-making.

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39. 3-D !

Standing up in a snow bank!

[Glorfindel]

32. Mogul skiing while being pursued by two drones

operated by members of opposing teams. Extra points for destroying drones.

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38. Love it

Laser equipped drones!

[jberryhill]

33. Snow Shoveling

If "weightlifting" is a sport, this one seems a natural.

As it is, we already have people out sweeping ice and shouting during the curling.

After the curling is done, just dump a couple of feet of snow on the lane, position a yard tractor at one end, give them shovels, and the first one to get the tractor to the end of the lane wins.

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37. I agree

If lifting heavy things and throwing them is a sport, add snow shoveling

[rurallib]

35. Snowman ( OK or woman) building and presentation

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36. Speed snowman building!

[Solly Mack]

42. Sleeping.

[diva77]

43. snowshoe hurdles?

edit: I thought of it, then googled and found that it exists!

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44. LOL!....gotta love YouTube!

[jmowreader]

45. Real sport: Skijoring

Skijoring is Swedish for “hey y’all, watch this.”

You need:
One water ski tow rope
One pair cross country skis
One race horse with rider
One complete fucking idiot

Attach one end of rope to the horse, and the other end to the CFI. Have horse take off at a dead run. Rules are similar to The Hunger Games: the last person left alive is the winner.

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47. So youre saying we need a bunch of horse sized gold medals?

Gotcha

[jpak]

46. Cursive snow pee writing

Don't tell me you never did this.

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48. Well sure....

But scoring would be anything but objective!