An idea for those of us who are getting older

[csziggy]

Sent to me by my sister:

Medicare Part G
If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?
You may opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You may then shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!

[DFW]

1. One difficult dilemma

If we get only one bullet, how do we in southern states, with so many worthless politicians, decide with which one we will burden hell with one more useless soul?

[csziggy]

2. That is a problem!

There are far too many choices, aren't there?

Of course, since I am in Florida, there are also many, many seniors who will be running out of options.

[Iggo]

6. Not that big of a problem. There's a lot of old people.

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. who here isn't getting older!

sorry csz...couldn't resist!

[DFW]

4. Dylan?

"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now"

[magicarpet]

5. Could you make my one round a hollow point...

.... as age creeps on my aim gets worse.

[csziggy]

7. I'd need a shotgun for maximum spread!

Because I have not shot a gun in thirty years - and never a rifle or shotgun.

[magicarpet]

8. Bull's eye....

.... bull shit... it is more like the broad side of a barn... if I am lucky.

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