It's Friday afternoon.

[Aristus]

That's when, if somebody says: "Hi, Bob!", I respond: "Oh SHIT! What now?" instead of "How are you?"

[geardaddy]

1. LOL

I hear ya!

I'm outta here in 40 minutes and avoiding talking to people for that very reason!

[ploppy]

2. Hahahaha!

No eye contact this afternoon = no last minute projects!

[Aristus]

3. I'll be happy if patients don't hit me with:

"Oh, just one more thing!" as I'm walking out the exam room door.

[eppur_se_muova]

4. "And what is that, Lieutenant ?"

That "one more thing" can really detain you.

[GreydeeThos]

5. When they say "Hi Bob!"

Tell them to check back after 4:20

[Leith]

6. Funny

I just jump up and scream NO! with a look of horror on my face.

Then I tell them my name isn't Bob.