Friday Night Wine-Buzz. Ask me anything...

[Aristus]

My name is Aristus. Miss Jackson if you're nasty...

[TexasTowelie]

1. What would your momma think

about you getting a buzz almost every Friday night?

[Aristus]

3. Who cares?

I don't owe her anything.

Drinking is a natural response to having to hear her complain about everything anytime I call...

[Glamrock]

9. Jesus man!

[TexasTowelie]

21. My mother rarely complained about anything

so I would feel fortunate to hear the sound of her voice again. However, drinking is a natural response to having to hear my brother complain about everything. The worst part is that once he starts it will usually take several hours before it is over.

Thanks for the forgiving remark below.

[Aristus]

24. I got your back...

[sprinkleeninow]

32. My Ma would say, "you're on that computer again" when she'd

call from FLA and I was still on dial-up. 😆

I really wuz talkin' on the phone. Really.🤣

Bee nice.

[Eko]

7. Hey Tex,

what would your mamma think about judging someone you don't know? Seriously,,,,,,

[Aristus]

11. It's cool.

Me and Tex go way back...

[Eko]

15. aright then.

[TexasTowelie]

14. It was friendly banter that Aristus and I exchange almost every time that he posts one of

these threads. I certainly don't presume to judge Aristus and he is welcome to catch a buzz whenever he likes especially since he is in a state where some substances are legal that aren't legal in Texas.

[Eko]

16. My bad.

keep on keeponing.
Eko.

[Aristus]

18. Evergreen State, baby!...

[Glamrock]

20. Do you have to rub it in man?

[Aristus]

23. Just waiting for the rest of the country to catch up.

Can't help it if the PNW is on the cutting edge of everything...

[TexasTowelie]

26. I know.

I want to get high by just breathing in the THC crystals.

[Glamrock]

28. Shit Tex

You ain't been high until you've smoked the scissor hash from harvest.....

[sprinkleeninow]

34. You rub this stuff in? Where's the best spot?

[Glamrock]

36. I'm told

the lungs!

[Glamrock]

22. Hey Tex

you can judge me baby. I welcome judgement from such an intelligent individual....

[TexasTowelie]

31. The case already closed and the verdict rendered.

If you keep on making a ruckus then off you go to solitary confinement with none of Doc Aristus' potent elixirs.

Oh heck, drink up.

[Glamrock]

35. Boooyyyyyyy

You got my number!

[Glamrock]

2. BwaaAaa

What's on the menu tonight Ms. Jackson?

I gots me some Root Beer shine! Sounds awful, but it's delicious!

[Aristus]

5. Yellow Tail Cabernet.

A lot of it. And a shot of Absolut Vodka.

[Glamrock]

6. You go boy!

[Aristus]

12. I shall...

[Skittles]

4. is this commercial funny?

[Aristus]

8. Hilarious.

And also a little disgusting.

Guys, take a shower once in a while. And do some manscaping.

Then you won't need expensive product...

[Skittles]

10. AGREED!

[Aristus]

13. ...

[sprinkleeninow]

37. How do guys walk around with them things.

[Aristus]

40. Carefully...

[sprinkleeninow]

48. The boys and johnson.

Hello, Ms. Johnson?
I'm a nasty, nasty Hil loving Dem.
Best regards,
~sprink

[Aristus]

49. Love her, too...

[Cirque du So-What]

17. After three glasses...

is anyone really a connoisseur?

[Aristus]

27. I don't claim to be a connoisseur...

Just an admirer...

[Cirque du So-What]

30. It has long been my practice

to have the good stuff early.

[Aristus]

33. That's everyone's practice.

Drink up the good stuff early. By the time the poor-quality stuff is all that's left, you're too drunk to care.

Goes back to Biblical times.

Read about Jesus and the wedding at Caena of Galiliee.

[Cirque du So-What]

38. Egg-zackly!

Late in the evening is a good time to finish off that bottle of Old Overcoat gathering dust in the back of the liquor cabinet.

[Aristus]

43. When I run out of Absolut,

I take a few shots of the Polish stuff in the back of the freezer...

[sprinkleeninow]

54. I wouldn't drink polish....🤕

Oh, Po Polskie!
Wyborowa.

[sprinkleeninow]

42. I turned into pretty much a lightweight.

Ditzy enuff to begin with.

If I have one too many, I sit on the sidewalk and laugh my caboose off.

[Glamrock]

19. Check yo inbox baby.

[sprinkleeninow]

25. Hello, Ms. Johnson?

When will we be relieved?

I ran out of Slivovice.

[Aristus]

29. Slivovice is excellent!

I still have half a bottle.

I'm always happy to share...

[sprinkleeninow]

39. I need to get away. Save it for me when I come a-callin'.

Na z'drovje!

[Aristus]

41. Slundge!

[sprinkleeninow]

45. I'm doing my 💅. But I will offer a 🍷& 🍰.....

[Aristus]

47. Very nice...

And her nephew is doing us proud, too...

[sprinkleeninow]

56. Yeah. Georgie. 🤗 Ya never know who's gonna be in your corner.

Remarkable.

[vercetti2021]

44. If you're nasty?

I don't get it...

[Aristus]

46. Jesus, I'm old...

From 1986...

[vercetti2021]

50. Oh!

You can't be that old. I'm old!

[Aristus]

51. 49.

50 in October.

This song was on the charts the year I graduated from high school.

[vercetti2021]

52. 27

With the mentality of a 50 year old...heh

[Aristus]

53. Whew! I can barely remember being 27.

It was like another lifetime...

[vercetti2021]

55. I bet!

Bad hair and music

[Aristus]

57. Well, I still have the music.

But no hair...

[sprinkleeninow]

60. Like Yul Brynner or Pitbull?

[sprinkleeninow]

58. Uh, I dint realize. Mb I should curtail any rapport.

😅

[Aristus]

59. AGEISM!