Just for fun I decided to see how many fake bands I thought were playing places.

[Initech]

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These are all based off threads on this board. Here's ones I have come up with:

- Upscale Sodomites
- Poop Smeared Naked Men
- Crooked H
- Cakes In Ass
- All Kinds Of Vaginas
- Blitzer & The Jews
- Concrete Blonde
- The Punchable Nazis
- Gender Confused Pajama Boys
- The Revolting Slugs
- Moron Vortex
- Foul Spirit Of Lesbianism
- Gas Mask Jesus
- Ferrets On Steroids
- Oily Anal Leakage
- Repulsive Fuckknuckles
- Satan's Buttplug
- Aqua Buddha
- The Homosexual Wedding Cakes
- Death Toys
- The Trans Ambassadors
- The Revolting Slugs
- The Wazzocks

This would make for a pretty awesome music festival!

[cannabis_flower]

1. Concrete Blonde

is a real band!

[Initech]

2. No way!

[sharp_stick]

3. Joey was their big hit back in about 1990

I loved this band at the time.

[fleur-de-lisa]

5. It was the name of a book, too.

The Concrete Blonde is the third novel by American crime author Michael Connelly, featuring the Los Angeles detective Hieronymus "Harry" Bosch.

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. I would attend your awesome music festival!

[Initech]

8. I updated the list!

[Iggo]

6. LOL Concrete Blonde.

[FSogol]

7. Don't forget "Youth in Asia"

[OriginalGeek]

9. I would go to that fest.

Here's one I just went to in November - all actual bands - i got shirts and records from many of them:

(NB: Putrid Pile was unable to make it. I was sad about that - really wanted to see them)

Thursday November 9th - 7:30PM Doors
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Led By Serpents (FL)
LORE (FL)
Funeral System (FL)
Essence of the Worm (FL)
Death Incarnate (FL)
$5 Adv/$8 Day of Show

Friday, Novermber 10th - 6:00PM Doors
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AMON (Hoffman Brothers ex-Deicide)
NO RAZA (Colombia)
Ulcer (FL)
Imperial Conquest (FL)
Goatcraft
Disevered (FL)
Beerwolf (FL)
Death Plague Christ (FL)
Unearthly Child (FL)
Grave Ascension (FL)
$18 Adv / $21 Day of Show

Saturday November 11th - 6:00PM Doors
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Phobia (CA)
Putrid Pile (First show in Tampa)
Nocturnus AD (FL)
Koroidia (FL)
Druid Lord (FL)
Church of Disgust (TX/FL)
Knight Terror (NY)
EARTHLING (VA)
Merciless Scum (FL)
Carrion Curse (FL)

[Initech]

10. I wouldn't recommend seeing Oily Anal Leakage though.

Most of their songs are about poop, and their lead singer sits on a toilet.

[OriginalGeek]

11. what a crappy show!

[Initech]

12. I did see Crooked H with Foul Spirit Of Lesbianism and Ferrets On Steroids. Awesome show!

Some great ska bands and hardcore bands there!