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d_r

(6,907 posts)
Wed Mar 14, 2018, 11:35 AM Mar 2018

joke stolen from reddit

I met a genie today who said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the genie.

submitted 4 hours ago by Antsy_Siegel

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joke stolen from reddit (Original Post) d_r Mar 2018 OP
Ah, that's cute RandomAccess Mar 2018 #1
Hahahha! kairos12 Mar 2018 #2
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