Doctors are warning people not to put this glitter capsule up their vaginas

[sl8]

Just in case some of you were on the fence about it:

From http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/fe30efb0-0b61-44f5-ac4f-41084820f7ad

Doctors are warning people not to put this glitter capsule up their vaginas

Tomasz Frymorgen
29 September 2017

In what may come as a total shock to some of you, doctors are warning people not to put glitter dust up their vaginas.

Why are they having to state the obvious?

Well, because an online retailer claims to have sold out of capsules apparently designed to be placed in your vagina so that you and your partner can get your bits glittery when having sex.

Pretty Woman Inc’s Passion Dust Intimacy Capsule is a gelatine tablet that dissolves inside the vagina, supposedly releasing a ton of glitter and "creating a sparkly, flavored orgasm".

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More at link.

[dchill]

1. This is an IQ test.

How many people will fail it?

[Marie Marie]

15. Gwyneth Paltrow might.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. What's in there that needs decorating with glitter?

[badhair77]

6. Lol. A bedazzler would be worse.

[MrsCoffee]

26. They call it vajazzling.

Yes, it’s a thing.

[Lochloosa]

7. Maybe you should take a closer look.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Thanks for the warning.

[democratisphere]

4. Maybe that's what they mean when they say "OhhhhMG!. I saw fireworks!"

[badhair77]

5. I hate glitter on Xmas cards. It looks pretty but it goes everywhere and its hard to clean up if it

sticks to fabric. I can only imagine how long that will last in any important areas. Ok, my imagination is overloaded with the eew factor.

[jberryhill]

8. Me and the missus are sticking with Tide Pods

[MissMillie]

22. My guy and I were just laughing about that

great minds think alike

[dixiegrrrrl]

24. You gets the Duzy!!!!!

[TheSmarterDog]

9. I'm sorry, but not having a vagina I can't really know.

Is this something that actually needs to be specified?

[marylandblue]

10. As a man, I'll just say vaginas look and taste fine the way they are

And I wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt them. So please ladies, take good care of your vaginas.

[longship]

11. Gweneth Paltrow sells vaginal wasp nests!!!

Really!
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2017/06/02/dont-put-wasp-nests-in-your-vagina/amp/

And Jade eggs!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/01/22/no-gwyneth-paltrow-women-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-their-vaginas-gynecologist-says/

And she sells vaginal steamers, too!!!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/for-the-love-of-goop-dont-steam-your-vagina

Gweneth Paltrow! The enemy of all women!!! Kookery! Utter kookery!!! Paltrow is a mind untroubled by thought.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. With or without wasps?

[longship]

14. I don't know, but if I were a woman, I wouldn't want to find out.

Apparently these are sans wasps. But why do it in the first place? And what's with Paltrow and all her kookie vagina things: Jade eggs, wasp nests, vagina steaming, etc.

I mean, who in the fuck thinks that steaming a woman's vagina is a good idea???? Gwyneth Paltrow does!!!

That woman is mentally unstable, or something.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Paltrow seems sort of fixated

on sticking things in there that don't belong there. Maybe she needs to talk to someone...

[maxrandb]

25. I think we would all benefit

if she would just stick her head up there

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Be safe. Wear protective eyewear.

[petronius]

17. I hope the glitter is dispensed in some sort of gel, because

otherwise, there's a picture on that page that I find quite disturbing...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. There goes my weekend plans.

[retread]

19. "...ouch. Think vaginal sunburn!" n/t

[LuckyCharms]

20. Now you tell me. n/t

[MissMillie]

21. My vagina is perfectly fine w/o glitter

Sometimes leaving things alone is not only perfectly fine, but the best idea.

on edit: My guy says the only thing that thing needs glitter is his butt. Honestly, I don't need it.

[Fla Dem]

23. Why, Why, Why, oh the humanity of it all!

[samnsara]

27. darn!!!