What would you have brought to the Last Supper potluck?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Perhaps a nice spiked punch!

[iscooterliberally]

1. Extra chairs for the other side of the table and a cooler full of beer! n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. More chairs for sure! Just dont block Leonardos view!

Beer a must! Sick and tired of that damn “miracle” wine!

[iscooterliberally]

8. "Miracle wine" HA!!

[SeattleVet]

33. "I'd like to reserve a table for 26, please."

"But there are only 13 of you."

"Yes, I know, but we all want to sit on the same side."

[iscooterliberally]

45. Is that from Life of Brian, or History of the World?

I remember that quote from some movie, but I can't remember which one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Green bean casserole.

I don't know if even Jesus could have saved that stuff.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Jesus loves some GBC!

Don’t be blaspheming!

[LisaM]

103. Ha ha ha! That stuff is terrible.

I was tapped to make it once and I remember walking all over the grocery store trying to find those danged onion things to put on top. I finally had to "Phone a Friend". (Turns out they are with the canned vegetables).

[Skittles]

3. HAR, I am assigned the plasticwear / napkin duty

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unsure of the equivalent back then

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Maybe this time some new stuff instead of your collection from Taco Bell! 😏

[Skittles]

37. aw HELL no

WHATABURGER, BABY

[Floyd R. Turbo]

80. Oh! The good stuff! 😏

[grumpyduck]

4. A bottle or two of single malt Scotch or Remy Martin XO

Louis XIII would be nice too, but Costco wasn't around in those days.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Neither was Louis XIII!😏

[Squinch]

5. Banana pudding. I hear Judas is allergic to it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Just a rumor! He loves that stuff! 👍🏻

[Squinch]

12. Dammit! And he's such a hog!

[FSogol]

13. Deep-fried guinea pig like in this painting of the last supper from Cathedral Basilica, Cusco, Peru

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. Thats why they all have that

“WTF” expression!

[Ferrets are Cool]

56. That painting looks like

it was done by Vofan who illustrated the Monogatari series.

(only dedicated anime watchers will get this)

[Major Nikon]

59. Ive been there and seen it in person

I also have eaten roasted guinea pig. Tasted like chicken.

[FSogol]

65. Same here. I love the city of Cusco. Tried it, but couldn't get into guinea pig.

They look so surprised on the plate. The Anticuchos from the street vendors were much more my style.

[Major Nikon]

72. Not sure I'd want to eat one again

I did eat quite well in Peru though.

[dameatball]

127. Maaacchhuuu!! Gesundheit!

[procon]

14. More women. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Well, now that you mention it some of the fellas were wondering if some

lap dances could be arranged!

[procon]

17. I was thinking more about relaxing by the pool whilst the guys ran the BBQ. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. Oh well! Maybe Mary can hook them up!

[Brother Buzz]

19. Ambrosia, baby!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. Sweet Jesus!

Peter will love you! 😇

[Brother Buzz]

39. Until Peter discovers the marshmallows.

No self respecting American makes Ambrosia without marshmallows. That's a fact, Jack!

[zeusdogmom]

24. Yum!

Needs some 5 cup salad to go in the middle

[SummerSnow]

20. Some fried chicken and buttermilk bisuits

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. God bless you! 😇

[zeusdogmom]

21. Tater tot hot dish

Easy to feed a crowd with a pan of the stuff.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. And, wont bust the budget! 👍🏻

[BlueJac]

26. Pizza beer and pot!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. Dude, if you can score some Golgotha Green it would be awesome!

[Zoonart]

27. D veiled eggs with wasabi......

Oh wait...wrong thread. But yeah maybe this for Passver.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. We are talking rebirth here! 👍🏻

[Ohiogal]

28. What, a potluck with no Jello salad?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. No lime please! It gives James the schpilkas!

[zeusdogmom]

46. The ambrosia ring is jello based

But a proper pot luck of course has more than one color of jello salad

[Ohiogal]

57. Complete with a dollop of Cool Whip

[zeusdogmom]

66. Lots of Cool Whip

But I really prefer real whipped cream

[tazkcmo]

29. Shepard's Pie. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. Of course! 👍🏻

[alittlelark]

30. Green Chili Stew !!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

78. 😋Indeed!

[Chipper Chat]

36. a plastic tablecloth.

The one in the picture is just too ritzy.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

79. Makes for easy cleanup! 👍🏻

[left-of-center2012]

38. Hot cross buns ?

A hot cross bun is a spiced sweet bun made with currants or raisins, marked with a cross on the top,
and traditionally eaten on Good Friday.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

83. But of course! 😋

[hurl]

40. Communion wafers

[Floyd R. Turbo]

84. And a nice lox and cream cheese dip! 😋

[malchickiwick]

41. Skittles! Because it would be the last time Jesus would be able to eat them!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

85. Ba dum tssssshhhh!🥁

[enid602]

42. Steaks

tRump Steaks. From China.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

86. You misspelled,.....

never mind!

[Wounded Bear]

43. A DNA test kit...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

87. Oh ye of little faith! 🙏🏼

[Wounded Bear]

102. You say that like it's a bad thing...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

107. Hedging my bets!😇

[Wounded Bear]

116. Pascal's Wager?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

118. Why take chances! 😏

Speaking of which, years ago I read a story about W.C. Fields: Gene Fowler, visiting W. C. Fields shortly before his death, found his ailing crony sitting in the garden reading the Holy Bible. “I’m looking for loopholes,” Bill explained shyly.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

44. Corn bread casserole.

The first time I brought that to a pot luck with a group of people who did them once a month, I was told in no uncertain terms that from now on that's what I had to bring.

So I did.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

88. 😋

Do you do everything that you’re told?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

91. Not always.

Don't get your hopes up!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

92. Vis-a-vis cornbread casserole of course! 😇

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

95. Well of course the cornbread casserole!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

96. 😋

[Glamrock]

47. Brownies!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

89. I was thrown out of the Cub Scouts for,......

never mind! 😏

[Glamrock]

114. Turrible!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

117. I received a

Demerit Badge!

[democratisphere]

48. Shepherd's Pie.

https://www.tripadvisor.in/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g304556-d7114693-i113109292-Cuckoo_Club_Diner-Chennai_Madras_Chennai_District_Tamil_Nadu.html

[Floyd R. Turbo]

90. A must! 😋

[LeftInTX]

49. Hand Sanitizer

[Chipper Chat]

82. Ha ha! Best answer yet.

But make sure it is kosher.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

93. You saying J.C. and his posee have cooties?😏

[Generic Brad]

50. A bag of tortilla chips and a 12 pack of beer

Since the feast was a sausage fest I figured they would like to eat like single guys.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

94. 😋

[mpcamb]

51. Paints and a brush, my artist pal George, but it'd be hard to improve on Da Vinci.

Fat tip for the wait staff and the fastest horse in town.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

97. No horses! You may have to

haul ass!

[Me.]

52. Fishes & Loaves

[A HERETIC I AM]

74. There was probably still leftovers

[Me.]

75. ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

98. Bring tartar sauce! 😋

[Wwcd]

53. POT!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

99. Oh well, if you really gotta!

[llmart]

54. A date.

None of those dudes is even remotely appealing to me, especially with the thong sandals.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

100. Bring enough for everyone!

Maybe some figs too!

[Ferrets are Cool]

55. A "side" of ribs?

[pnwest]

62. HA! I see what you did there... ;)

[Ferrets are Cool]

63. snicker . nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

101. Ouch!

[becca da bakkah]

58. I'll Bring The Water For The Lemonade!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

110. Jesus will do the rest! 😏

[Major Nikon]

60. Whiskey

[Floyd R. Turbo]

111. Bring lots! Could be a long night! 🥃

[Lint Head]

61. Jim Bakker's survival buckets.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

119. I was done at

“your audience is pretty sharp”

[Kashkakat v.2.0]

64. Chips and salsa - cant have too many of those nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

120. Bless you! 🙏🏼

[Glorfindel]

67. Southern-style collard greens. Can't have a Passover dinner without bitter herbs.

They may not be exactly kosher, but they really are delicious!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

121. Bring some vinegar pepper sauce! 😋

[Kali]

68. I always hafta bring a pot of beans.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

122. You may want to avoid gethsemane that evening! 😏

[Kali]

151. did you mean

gethsemethane?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

153. Ba dum tssssshhhh!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

69. More Athiest's!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

123. Bring enough for everyone! 😏

[LakeArenal]

70. Soylent Green.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

124. Kosher only! 😋

[Heartstrings]

71. "Funeral potatoes"

Those ooey-gooey cheesy potatoes with non gmo corn flakes lightly toasted, of course!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

125. Of course! 😋

[jmowreader]

73. Bacon-wrapped shrimp, of course

[Floyd R. Turbo]

126. J.C. loves em! Dont tell Mary! 😏

[dewsgirl]

76. Sativa Honey sticks for all!!!

[LakeArenal]

81. got any left?

[dewsgirl]

109. I wish, had some this morning. Just started expirementing with

Medical marijuana, a couple weeks ago, I gotta say it is far and beyond what I ever imagined. I love it!

[LakeArenal]

112. Sigh....

Good for you. Wish I was there...er...to help you out.

[dewsgirl]

113. Me too, which state are you in? I'M in Florida, medical

may be legal, which I am very thankful for. But they are making it as hard as possible to aqcuire. Like driving 6 hrs round trip to a medical dispensary for some people. Luckily I know a few people 😉
I know quite a few people that have MM licenses and are still smoking regs/cryp, because it's so hard to get, not to mention expensive (worth it though).

[LakeArenal]

150. Im in.....

A state of “nicely toasted”. Wish you were here. 😉

[Floyd R. Turbo]

128. Far out!

[3catwoman3]

149. Reading too fast - it looked like...

...Saliva Honey sticks -

[samnsara]

77. my iPhone

[Floyd R. Turbo]

129. No selfies with the big guy, okay! 😏

[lapfog_1]

104. a date

really... this is a serious sausage fest, needs some female perspectives

[Floyd R. Turbo]

130. Does she have sisters or friends? 😏

[LisaM]

105. Hairnets.

I'm no germphobe, but the setup doesn't look very hygienic to me.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

131. Theyll man bun when the fun starts! 👍🏻

[cloudbase]

106. Gefilte fish.

The fish of affliction.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

133. Oh god!🤢

[bif]

108. A couple bottles of Chianti.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

134. And a census taker? 😏

[NNadir]

115. A woman. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

135. Bring lots! 😏

Not Lot’s. Lots!

[dameatball]

132. Pontius Pie Plate

[Floyd R. Turbo]

136. And whipped topping! 😏

[CTyankee]

137. Divinity fudge.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

138. Heavenly! 😋

[greymattermom]

139. Pulled pork

to make sure that Jesus was a Christian. In most paintings there is bread on the table, not matzo.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

140. Truth be known, hes not all that observant!

[HopeAgain]

141. I make a killer Caesar Salad!!

Bad taste?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

144. Romaine of course! 😏

[Fresh_Start]

142. wine?

It would have been an opportunity to try the "Blood of Christ" language to see whether or not,He approved

[Floyd R. Turbo]

145. If it keeps his name out there, hes up for it! 👍🏻

[RandomAccess]

143. Potato salad

'cause I'm in the mood for some myself.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

146. With mustard seed! 😋

[RandomAccess]

147. Oh! what a thought

(I see what you did there)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

148. 😉

[Laffy Kat]

152. After dinner mints. The yellow chalky butterscotch type. nt