Funny stuff on Reddit - IF Trump was a car, what kind would he be?

[packman]

A writer gave:
Wrapped around a tree

Others at:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/85umjk/if_donald_trump_was_a_car_what_would_he_be/

[dameatball]

1. small stick shift

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Chevrolet Corvair?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_at_Any_Speed

[Siwsan]

3. A Gremlin. An orange Gremlin

[MLAA]

28. Perfect!

[FM123]

4. Edsel. A lot of hype before the launch, then eventual failure once the public wised up.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/03/AR2007090301419.html

[Arkansas Granny]

9. My first thought as well.

I remember hearing someone describe an Edsel as looking like a Mercury eating a lemon.
😁😁😁

[Sinistrous]

5. a Yugo?

aka "the worst car ever made"

[janterry]

7. you beat me!

n/t

[Wolf Frankula]

39. He's a Lopos

An orange Yugo or a Little Orange Piece of Shit.

Wolf

[janterry]

6. A Yugo

n/t

[Angry Dragon]

8. Clown Car

[Rhiannon12866]

19. This one:

[rzemanfl]

10. '72 Chevrolet Vega.

Even that piece of shit was a better car than he's been a pResident.

[logosoco]

11. One of those shiny pick up trucks

where everything seems oversized and the truck will never see a day of actual work as long as it is driven.

[Deb]

12. Matchbox

[Kablooie]

13. A 1928 Porter.

[sarge43]

14. A Pinto n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Pinto, Edsel, Yugo, Lada, Nova, old Citroen, anything cheap and defective.

[WheelWalker]

16. 1960 Chevrolet Corvair

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Shiftless!

[crazycatlady]

18. One of those modified pickup trucks

The kind that is called nicknames like PriusBuster, and is modified to 'roll coal' (aka emit black smoke).

They're seen being driven by southern redneck white men. (I won't go into the theory about the size of his manhood vs the size of his truck).

[LeftInTX]

21. Last summer, I saw one of those with two huge American flags hoisted on each side.

I was thinking, "I'm going to see my first Trump bumper stick". It was the first and last Trump bumper stick that I've seen around here.

I see NRA stickers, I see assault rifle stickers, I see various other gun stickers, I Texas secede stickers, but I've only seen one Trump sticker.

I once saw a Sikh with gun stickers plastered on his monster truck.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. And they might also have a pair of TruckNutz hanging under the rear license plate.

Those fake testicles are probably the only 'nads the driver has.

[Initech]

24. Don't forget the giant "Don't tread on me" flag flying out the back!

Another way to class it up!

[TheSmarterDog]

20. A Cadillac Cimarron

Basically a blinged-out Cavalier. All the gold distracts from the fact that it's a piece of shit.

[Leith]

22. We Used to Call That

the $20,000 Cavalier (which was about triple what a Chevy Cavalier would cost for the exact same thing).

Trump is a carbuncle.

[Dulcinea]

33. One of my friends had one.

Her uncle owned a used car lot, & he gave it to her for practically nothing (she was just out of college at the time.) It was a piece of absolute crap.

[kairos12]

25. Trabant-it was commie and a POS.

[C_U_L8R]

26. A lemon on a used car lot

[3catwoman3]

27. A truck that cleans out Porta-Potties...

...and has a nasty leak from the tank with shit leaking out and flies buzzing around.

(I realize that I have strayed from the "car" prompt, but I couldn't think of a car disgusting enough.)

[3catwoman3]

29. A white race-ist..

...car in a demolition derby.

[pansypoo53219]

30. an escalade w/ no wheels. fat & useless.

[Runningdawg]

31. The yellow "Pussy Wagon" from Kill Bill I

[Donkees]

32. A Porkard

[Sinistrous]

35. That is a hoot!

[Rhiannon12866]

41. Thread win!

[enid602]

34. Car

A GEO Metro with 4 flat tires and no gas in the tank.

[ailsagirl]

36. I think this is HIM-- vulgar, monstrous, GROTESQUE

1959 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz

[Thx]

37. A car that is a tank

and has room enough for two kids!

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made in china.

And how about this for GOP efficiency: the tank IS the box it came in!

Thx

[blue neen]

38. A FIAT: F*cking-Idiot-Asshole-Trump

[jazzcat23]

43. Blue, you nailed it!

[Laffy Kat]

40. Does anyone remember the Chrysler K car?

From what I recall, you were supposed to buy it because it was going to save Detroit or something but it was really a pos.

[quickesst]

42. Actually

In the early ’80s, Chrysler was saved from financial ruin by selling the front-drive K-car, a nice Reliant automobile that would spawn numerous inexpensive-to-produce variants. As disrespected as it was versatile, the lowly K-car spread its plebeian roots and survived until 1995. Cue the highlight reel:


https://www.caranddriver.com/features/rememberingyros-k-car-chryslers-savior-gets-no-respect-feature