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LuckyCharms

(22,180 posts) Sun Mar 25, 2018, 07:42 AM Mar 2018

Sad news concerning my sideburns.

I can't get them even with each other.

All of this shit currently going on this country, and to top it off, I can't get my sideburns even.

This may be the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Sad news concerning my sideburns. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Mar 2018 OP

Stop TEB Mar 2018 #1

Take a page from current admin yankeepants Mar 2018 #2

Use your ears as a guide. Don't shave when you're high. n/t rzemanfl Mar 2018 #3

Same thing happened to me... N_E_1 for Tennis Mar 2018 #4

Your ears are probably uneven... Wounded Bear Mar 2018 #5

TEB

(15,651 posts)

1. Stop

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 07:59 AM

Mar 2018

Just let a beard grow Embrace the beard.

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yankeepants

(1,979 posts)

2. Take a page from current admin

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 08:00 AM

Mar 2018

When someone starts to scrutinize your uneven facial hair,light a dumpster fire and scream "Oh god the Humanity!"

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rzemanfl

(31,257 posts)

3. Use your ears as a guide. Don't shave when you're high. n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 08:01 AM

Mar 2018

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N_E_1 for Tennis

(12,760 posts)

4. Same thing happened to me...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 08:16 AM

Mar 2018

Then I grew a beard. Sideburns are even!

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Wounded Bear

(63,980 posts)

5. Your ears are probably uneven...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 08:42 AM

Mar 2018

I wore glasses for over 50 years, and the bows were never even. I set my glasses down and they rocked back and forth.

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