Haggis lovers! You spoke, and Mackie's listened.

[Miles Archer]

[guillaumeb]

1. This should be illegal.

I am a vegetarian, so haggis is an experience that I will (thankfully) never experience. A friend, a native Scotswoman, says she does not know anyone who actually ever ate haggis.

[TomSlick]

2. I have a couple of times at Burns night dinners.

With enough scotch, it's edible.

[guillaumeb]

3. As Groucho Marx might say:

With enough alcohol, ANYTHING is edible.

[TomSlick]

4. Perhaps.

I have never been so drunk that I could stand the smell of cucumbers. Don't know why I hate cucumbers but nevertheless.....

[guillaumeb]

5. Try cucumbers with yoghurt.

I can eat them with no discomfort only in a yoghurt sauce.

[TomSlick]

6. I appreciate the suggestion

but I can't be in the room is cucumbers are being sliced. Everyone has a hangup. This one is mine.

[ailsagirl]

7. I tried a little because I felt obligated (I was in Scotland at a dinner)

and it wasn't bad. I never should have looked up the definition beforehand, I guess.

[guillaumeb]

8. Pretend that it is Spam.

[Solly Mack]

9. I suppose one could make Scottish hot dish with haggis and haggis flavored chips crumbled on top now

One could...but one shouldn't. Ever.

I am gagging now.