I am ending all friendships I have with people who swear.

[LuckyCharms]

I'm taking a stand.

[TDale313]

1. Umm, ok...

[LuckyCharms]

2. That's right.

[Thekaspervote]

3. Does that include everyone here on DU?

[LuckyCharms]

4. I haven't seen any swearing on this site.

[Thekaspervote]

7. Oh.. well I see a lot of profanity... sometimes Im included

[LuckyCharms]

8. Aren't you ashamed?

[Thekaspervote]

12. No. You want me to be ashamed.. or shame me? Not buyin it

[LuckyCharms]

13. I'm just saying that I would be ashamed if I were you.

That's all I'm saying.

[Thekaspervote]

21. Well, youre not me and Im to you. I forgive you for wanting to impose your values on me

[Thekaspervote]

22. And no, you cannot make me angry or rent space in my head. See ya!

[LuckyCharms]

24. I bet you're a swearer.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

67. Fuck that!!

[MontanaMama]

5. Well

that fucking sucks.

[LuckyCharms]

10. I will forgive you this one time.

I am a forgiving person.

[MontanaMama]

11. Thanks LC.

I can’t promise I won’t do it again. Mama has a potty mouth these days...

[LuckyCharms]

15. Let me get this straight...

You're promising that you can't promise that you won't do it again? What am I missing here?

[MontanaMama]

18. I cannot promise

that I won’t swear again! Damn it don’t stress me out! 🤪

[Eliot Rosewater]

16. This is a great routine.

[GWC58]

14. Okay

I swear to Christ I’ll not, or try to not, drop any “F” bombs on here. But sometimes the RepubliCON asswipes just really p me off. Sorry for my swearing!

[MontanaMama]

17. Thats more like it.

I can see I’m in good company.

[GWC58]

62. Glad to make your acquaintance

MontanaMama, from a Maryland Democrat. Now more than ever before we need, no make that we MUST stick together and vote these MOFO’s out come November!

[MontanaMama]

70. Oh hell yes.

Glad to meet you too.

[LuckyCharms]

28. Dont you think you should apologize for swearing?

[MontanaMama]

76. I am sorry as hell

for swearing. 🤬

[Docreed2003]

6. Does that include finger gestures!??

[LuckyCharms]

9. Does what include finger gestures?

[Docreed2003]

19. Ending friendships with those who swear. Lol

[LuckyCharms]

25. I don't understand.

[lindysalsagal]

74. I love that silly man so much...

Damn it!

[Docreed2003]

75. Me too!!

[rzemanfl]

20. Yeah well **** you and the horse you rode in on.

[LuckyCharms]

26. How did you know I rode in on a horse?

[rzemanfl]

54. Because it was a horse**** OP. n/r

[SoCalMusicLover]

23. George Carlin Is Rolling Over In His Grave

[LuckyCharms]

27. Rolling in your grave is better than swearing.

[tblue37]

29. Very funny. (I mean damned funny.) nt

[LuckyCharms]

31. Your statement was acceptable

until you ruined it by swearing.

[tblue37]

35. Oh, damn. Sigh. nt

[LuckyCharms]

36. I would be agreeable if every time you wanted to say "oh damn"

you said "Oh Shenandoah" instead.

[tblue37]

68. Oh, Shenandoah! (Can I still say "hecky-darn"?) nt

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

69. Cut that shit out!!

[Sanity Claws]

30. Better idea

Don’t end your friendships. Create a swear jar and have your friends give you a buck every time they swear. You’ll be rich in no time. Or friendless in no time. Not sure.

[LuckyCharms]

33. My friends don't have any money.

That's the real reason I'm ending my friendships.

[left-of-center2012]

32. "I'm taking a stand"

Some one told me to take a chair once,
but they stopped me at the door.

[LuckyCharms]

34. Did you still get out of there with the chair?

[left-of-center2012]

39. "they stopped me at the door"

[LuckyCharms]

41. I know, but you could have beat them with the chair and escaped.

[left-of-center2012]

49. Quoting Judge Judy

Could ah

would ah

should ah

[LuckyCharms]

50. I'm just saying that if you steal a chair...

you should be prepared to beat someone with it. That's all I'm saying.

[left-of-center2012]

58. You're repeating yourself

My old granny did that a lot.
Time to move on.

[Heartstrings]

37. Great idea, I'm in....

Fuckin A.....oops, does that count? Shit, I'll try harder! Dammit did it again!

I'm a lost cause....I blame what cuss words spewing from my mouth, unintentionally of course, on that AOAA in the White House.....

[LuckyCharms]

43. Please try harder.

Please.

[Heartstrings]

52. Just for you, LuckyCharms!

[democratisphere]

38. As long as drumpf et al resides in the WH, I must continue to swear profusely!

Friendships be damned! (Oops!)

[LuckyCharms]

44. Who is Et Al?

Does he swear?

If he does, I need to remove him as a friend.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

40. Oh for cryin' out loud

How in the Hell does such a minuscule and minor personal choice warrant a thread? Waste of cyber space and the entire thread should be deleted. With so much big stuff washing over us each day, I can't grasp how someone could fixate on what is, essentially, a non issue for the unwashed masses.

I might cut friendships with those who like vanilla ice cream. I feel no need to make an announcement should I do so.

[LuckyCharms]

42. Deep down, I think I'm am bothered by cutting them loose...

like the trash that they are.

I'm conflicted.

[Bradshaw3]

45. I just listened to a bunch of drumpf clips

Shit that motherfucker is the sorriest piece of shit in the world so fuck him, fuck his supporters, fuck those asshole repub officials who won't stand up to him, those cocksuckers should go to hell. Aww fuck. Sorry. I like your posts. Guess I'm a dumbass. It was good knowing you.

[LuckyCharms]

46. We can still be friends if you are rich.

[Bradshaw3]

47. Wealthy when it comes to my vulgar vocabulary

Does that count?

[LuckyCharms]

48. No, only cash counts.

[Bradshaw3]

56. I'll promise not to cuss anymore

at least on threads you are on.

[patricia92243]

65. LOL!!!

[guillaumeb]

51. Who swear what?

People who swear that Trump is smart?

I understand that one. But delusional people need friends too.

[Shrike47]

53. I realized I was in trouble at a T ball game. Kid whiffed and I said oh, shit.

The other mommies were not amused.

[Alwaysna]

55. Aww shittles!

Who gets to decide which are "bad words" and which are "good words"?

[LuckyCharms]

71. I do.

[mercuryblues]

57. I don't swear

I cuss. So we can be friends.

[Lochloosa]

59. BEST FUCKING THREAD IN A LONG TIME.

Does shouting and swearing absolve me?

[MFM008]

60. Does crap count?

😲😲😲😲

[LuckyCharms]

73. Count for what?

[unblock]

61. Well I guess I'll have to demote you to good fucking acquaintance then

[backtoblue]

63. This is unfortunate

I am a potty mouth. I want to be your friend. I don't want to stop cussing because it makes me happy. Don't you want me to be fucking happy?!!???!!

[Generic Brad]

64. Even those who swear on a Bible?

You read that correctly. On fucking scripture!

[Solly Mack]

66. Will you swear to that?

[LuckyCharms]

72. No, I don't swear.

[Ohiya]

77. Does this include when speaking of our...

Dog Copulating,
Excrement Eating,
Diety Unblessed,
Anal Opening,

President?

[sl8]

78. Forswear swearing, not swearers. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

79. I've tried, but until Trump is out of office, I can't promise anything.

He has turned me into a true vulgarian.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

80. So true.

Notice other politicians swearing now too? I know a guy who balls his fists if you use the word God in an average sentence not religiously centered. it's way too much. Christian Taliban. Not my idea of moving forward. And, when the number one guy who is supposed to set an example for our kids, other adults, and the world as we know it...doesn't? I feel free to not parse my words. You have your own life. Good luck with that.

[Baitball Blogger]

81. We hardly knew ye.