Post a line from a TV show and see if anyone can guess what show it's from without using Google

[red dog 1]

[Achilleaze]

1. R,S,T,L,N, E

[Cirque du So-What]

7. WOF

[Achilleaze]

17. Another clue

[backtoblue]

125. Wheel of Fortune

[Polly Hennessey]

163. Wheel of Fortune

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

2. Make it so.

[FiveGoodMen]

14. Picard on Next Gen

[red dog 1]

3. "I'm the chef of the future!"

[wryter2000]

77. The Honeymooners

Jackie Gleason

[red dog 1]

165. You got it!

[hlthe2b]

4. "Ferret Face"

[Docreed2003]

6. M*A*S*H...lol

[hlthe2b]

8. yup

[DiverDave]

220. The whole line is so funny

"What say, ferret face?"
Makes me giggle every time I think of it.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. "It's so tasty too!...Just like candy."

[TheDebbieDee]

22. I love Lucy?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

67. Yep! :)

[Coventina]

9. I've made a huge mistake.

[geardaddy]

43. Arrested Development!

[hlthe2b]

10. "Chamomile tea with soy milk and a ton of Stevia"

[geardaddy]

46. Breaking Bad

[hlthe2b]

48. yup.... Lydia, Oh, Lydia

Who the hell would ever drink such a horrid combo, (though I am a Stevia fan myself, but not around Walter!)

[Pope George Ringo II]

57. I'm told that's the way Vince Gilligan likes it.

He was apparently a little taken aback when everybody seized on it as evidence Lydia was evil.

[Binkie The Clown]

11. "Ive seen honest faces before. Theyre usually attached to liars."

[VMA131Marine]

12. "Allons Y!" or later "Geronimo!"

[Still Blue in PDX]

42. Doctor Who

[VMA131Marine]

13. "It's the better babke"

[BendigoJeff]

15. Seinfeld?

It's one of my fave shows and iirc Elaine spoke about babke in an episode where they go to a dinner party.

[red dog 1]

33. Welcome to DU!

(You beat me to answering this one by one minute)

[BendigoJeff]

53. Cheers :)

[red dog 1]

16. Seinfeld?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

18. Oh the pain!

[Va Lefty]

19. Lost in Space?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

20. Ha! Yes!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

21. Dead from the neck up!

[Va Lefty]

23. All in the Family?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

25. Yes!

[Va Lefty]

24. Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.

[Luciferous]

190. Breaking bad?

[Va Lefty]

204. No but thanks 4 playing

[Luciferous]

211. I looked it up and won't post but I should've remembered that one... I've

seen that show a million times!

[Zoonart]

26. Science, Bitches!

[Miles Archer]

29. Fitz in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Although if I remember correctly, didn't he say "biotches?"

[Zoonart]

31. Jesse Pinkman , Breaking Bad

[Miles Archer]

38. Looks like they both said it, but Fitz said "biatch"

[Zoonart]

39. Yep!

New to me... thanks.

[Mme. Defarge]

27. What a revolting development

this is.

[Glorfindel]

34. "The Honeymooners"?

[Mme. Defarge]

36. Close,

right era.

[Glorfindel]

37. "The Life of Riley"?

[Shrike47]

58. Yep. I did not care for that show at all.

[Mme. Defarge]

131. Admittedly,

I was a pre-teen. We called it entertainment.

[Mme. Defarge]

130. Ding, ding, ding!

William Bendix.

[hurl]

124. I used to hear this one a lot

on Daffy Duck cartoons

[Miles Archer]

28. "It's a magical place."

[AJT]

102. Marvel's Agents of Shield

Phil Coulson

[Miles Archer]

118. Indeed

[BarbaRosa]

30. Film at eleven.

[Heartstrings]

80. Short Circuit?

Shoot, that's a movie.....

[Heartstrings]

84. Guessing.....WKRP in Cincinnati?

[BarbaRosa]

89. Johnny Fever

when ever something weird would happen, like turkeys dropping from a helicopter.

[tazkcmo]

32. I've got a bad feeling about this."

Hint: Also applies to movie(s).

[Glorfindel]

35. "Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars."

[longship]

40. "You Bet Your Life" with Groucho Marx.

[Glorfindel]

41. Absolutely! I almost said "woid," because that's how he pronounced it!

[dameatball]

83. Lol....yep.

[red dog 1]

166. You Bet Your Life

There were always 2 contestants, so Groucho would announce:
"Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars....It's a common word, something you see every day."


(My father and I both loved the show and we would watch it together)

[geardaddy]

44. Serenity now!

[BendigoJeff]

56. Seinfeld ;)

oh, and saying it doesn't work

[geardaddy]

69. Right you are!

[red dog 1]

170. "Serenity now - Insanity later"

Lloyd Braun

(When told that "Serenity Now" doesn't work, Frank Costanza said: "Hoochie Mama&quot

[geardaddy]

173. LOL

Yes!

[geardaddy]

45. There's money in the banana stand.

[hlthe2b]

49. Arrested Development!

[geardaddy]

52. Correctamundo!

[Alpeduez21]

100. Happy Days!

lol

I am, of course, referencing the answer not the banana stand quote.

[FiveGoodMen]

61. Arrested Development

[Initech]

149. THERE. IS. MONEY. IN. THE. BANANA. STAND!!!!!

No touching!!!!!

[geardaddy]

152. LOL @ "no touching!!!"

[geardaddy]

47. Ahhh Bach!

[hlthe2b]

50. MASH (our beloved Radar as coached by Hawkeye)

[geardaddy]

51. Bingo!

[FiveGoodMen]

62. MASH

Hawkeye coaching Radar on dating a really smart nurse.

[zipplewrath]

54. It's a dog eat dog world

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearin' milk bone underwear.

[FiveGoodMen]

63. Cheers

(Norm said it, of course)

[zipplewrath]

65. My favorite line

George Wendt was a better actor than I think that part gave him the opportunity to be. I saw him in a play called "Art" in London. He had a soliloquy at the opening of the 2nd act that got a huge ovation. I've only ever seen one other like it.

[FiveGoodMen]

66. My favorite was ...

"Women! You can't live with them; pass the beer nuts."

[geardaddy]

55. You started it! You invaded Poland!

[VMA131Marine]

59. Fawlty Towers

[geardaddy]

68. Yep!

[VMA131Marine]

60. "Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast"

[thucythucy]

64. Red Dwarf

...the alternate Rimmer...

[VMA131Marine]

73. Ace Rimmer to be precise

What a guy!

[thucythucy]

90. My favorite character is Cat. nt

[geardaddy]

70. Put a bird on it.

[AJT]

108. Portlandia?

Not sure which character

[geardaddy]

144. It is indeed!

It's a fake commercial on Portlandia.

[TexasBushwhacker]

109. Portlandia! N/t

[geardaddy]

143. Yep!

[geardaddy]

71. If you want the rainbow you got to take the rain too. You know which "philosopher" said that?

Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

[sdfernando]

72. By your command

[sakabatou]

75. Battlestar Galactica

[hurl]

74. 'Cigarette?' 'Yes, I know.'

[Timer]

95. Police Squad (in color!)

[hurl]

98. Winner!

[Initech]

150. "Is this some kind of bust?"

"Well it's very impressive, yes!"

[hurl]

154. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

[sakabatou]

76. "Class dismissed."

[red dog 1]

237. Welcome Back Kotter?

[sakabatou]

238. Nope.

This show has recently gotten a sequel.

[gopiscrap]

78. "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia"

[RandomAccess]

103. Brady Bunch?

Or was it just that candy ad??

[gopiscrap]

110. yes

[red dog 1]

168. The Brady Bunch?

[gopiscrap]

169. yup

[Freethinker65]

79. Berwyn?!?

[AJT]

113. Svengoolie

[dameatball]

81. "Only the facts maam."For the oldies......:)

[RandomAccess]

104. Or "Just the acts ma'am" --

Dragnet

[red dog 1]

167. Dragnet

"Just the facts, maam"

[Eliot Rosewater]

82. "I suggest rock, paper, scissors, lizard spock"

[backtoblue]

101. Big Bang Theory

I also love....I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

[Eliot Rosewater]

146. "All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus."

" I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jelly fish into other animals; and I thought "Hey! Fish night-lights."

[backtoblue]

147. " how could I be so

St u uuuuu pid?!!!"

[Eliot Rosewater]

148. Ty Burrell was on a short lived sitcom starring Kelsey Grammar and

whatshername from Raymond.

Ty's character went out to interview the police who were showing him how "tasers" worked, so he was tased or tazed as part of the interview...

I laughed so hard I cried, wish I could find the tape

[dameatball]

85. "Verrryyy Interrrestinnngg"

[sdfernando]

88. Laugh In

[Freddie]

86. "It's never lupus"

[woodsprite]

139. House? n/t

[Freddie]

142. Yes

[hurl]

87. The owls are not what they seem.

[Glorfindel]

132. "Twin Peaks" - I always found that quote to be especially chilling.

[hurl]

137. Got it!

[doc03]

91. "As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly"

[pepperbear]

92. WKRP in Cincinnati

[doc03]

93. Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night.

[RandomAccess]

106. Leave it to Beaver

[doc03]

119. That was too easy nt

[red dog 1]

224. Leave It To Beaver

(or part of a dirty joke)

[Sedona]

94. The whores can come

[Glorfindel]

133. "Deadwood"? Following the death of the Sheriff's nephew/stepson?

[madamesilverspurs]

96. Mr. Humprhies, are you free?

[VMA131Marine]

99. Are you being served?

And I am unanimous in that!

[OilemFirchen]

97. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[AJT]

111. The IT Crowd

Roy

[OilemFirchen]

121. We just started binging it.

On the first episode, Roy is wearing a "RTFM" tee-shirt. It brought an instant chuckle, because we used to call it the "RiFiM Method": "Read the Fucking Manual".

Great fun so far.

[AJT]

122. All of the episodes are great.

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

105. How YOU doin?

[AJT]

114. Friends

Joey

[RandomAccess]

107. What time is it, kids?

[AJT]

115. Howdy Doody

[RandomAccess]

135. Yes!!

[rurallib]

112. "missed it by this much" (holding thumb and index finger close together)

[AJT]

116. Get Smart

Max

[rurallib]

117. you are max smart, my friend!

[Tikki]

120. The truth is out there, some where East of Portland.....another one, different show....

“Why do these things always end up in barns!!”



Tikki

[AJT]

123. Why does the defence department need a vacuum cleaner?

[backtoblue]

126. Picture it. Sicily 1924

[Luciferous]

189. Golden Girls?

[backtoblue]

208. Yes!

[backtoblue]

127. WIIILLLL!!!!!!

[Luciferous]

187. Big Bang Theory?

[backtoblue]

207. Nope

[Luciferous]

210. After I posted that my son informed me that the Big Bang Theory was Wheaton

not Will

[backtoblue]

212. Lol

Hint: Mr.Banks

[Hassin Bin Sober]

128. Who loves ya baby!

[RandomAccess]

136. Frankie Valli

Ooops -- you want TV

KOJAK, Telly Savalas w/lollipop

[woodsprite]

140. Kojak n/t

[thucythucy]

134. I'm an enforcement agent in Section Two. nt

[thucythucy]

200. No one here recognizes the opening sequence to the first season of the Man From U.N.C.L.E.?

I'm shocked! Shocked!

[woodsprite]

138. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole! n/t

[Wounded Bear]

141. "You were my Shannon"

[Initech]

145. "Roll me further, bitch!"

[muntrv]

151. "I am reminded of the philosopher....who said..."

[Initech]

153. "So you like donuts? Have all the donuts in the world!!!!"

[sakabatou]

155. The Simpsons

[Initech]

158. In GIF form:

[mr_lebowski]

156. "Aren't you an odd duck?" - Said by one gay man to another ...

... the latter being a mortician ... in the series premiere of an awesome non-US made show ...

[muntrv]

157. "Geology isn't a real science."

[sakabatou]

160. Big Bang Theory!

[Initech]

159. "What... what... is this salty discharge?"

[Initech]

161. "You must be out of your damn mind!"

[sakabatou]

174. That could be applied to so many damned shows

[Initech]

176. This one in particular is a buddy detective comedy series that ran for 8 seasons.

If that's a clue!

[sakabatou]

178. Uh... Psych?

[Initech]

191. Ding!

[Initech]

162. "When evil shows up, it blows up!"

[nightwing1240]

164. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures."

[red dog 1]

171. "I'm not a woulda' shoulda' coulda' kind of guy!"

Hint: The show ran 7 seasons.

[Initech]

172. Burn Notice?

[red dog 1]

225. Nope

It ran on the FX cable network

[sakabatou]

175. "And then what?!"

[BarbaRosa]

177. What man my age wouldn't want a nurse with a pension?

[dameatball]

181. Fish from Barney Miller???

[BarbaRosa]

223. Could be, but not the one I'm thinking of.

[dameatball]

179. "Nip it in the bud!"

[HopeAgain]

184. Andy Griffith?

Barney Fief used to say that I believe.

[dameatball]

185. Correct!!

[HopeAgain]

186. I sometimes hate to admit that I still watch the reruns

I just stop channel checking every time I see it on. Don Knots got like a million Emmys for that character

[dameatball]

193. So do I!

[dameatball]

194. If you ever get near Mt. Airy, NC, they have duplicated some of the landmarks.

My G/f recently was over that way and sent me a picture of her behind bars in the jail....

[HopeAgain]

198. Otis!

[Mrs. Overall]

180. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

[Va Lefty]

219. Mary Tyler Moore

Chuckles Bites The Dust

[Ohiya]

182. Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

[Luciferous]

188. Andy Griffith Show?

[Ohiya]

215. Yep!

[dameatball]

195. HaHa! I forgot that one....:)

[HopeAgain]

183. And now for something completely different...

[dameatball]

196. Ed Sullivan??

[HopeAgain]

197. No, think of an english accent...

[itsrobert]

202. Monty Python

nt

[HopeAgain]

205. yes!

[Initech]

192. "If I stop drinking now, the collective hangover will literally kill me."

[jpak]

199. DYNAMITE!

n/t

[itsrobert]

203. Good Times

nt

[Ohiya]

217. I thought it was Dyn-o-mite!

[Eliot Rosewater]

201. "Heeeeeeeeeeeres dumbshit!"

fox morning show talking about rump

[TheRealNorth]

206. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

[Skittles]

209. "You took a red commie before a white American and that is pretty pinko"

[mainstreetonce]

213. Guys,where are we?

...

[mia]

214. "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie!" Spoiler alert.

You must be, at least, 65 to have this etched in your mind. It's one of the reasons why we feral children of the 50's were able to detect, at an early age, the adults in the neighborhood who were weirdos.

[Initech]

216. "Dress every day like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes!"

[Ohiya]

218. Movin' right along.

[DiverDave]

221. Mooshi Mooshi

And from the same episode:
"Sharp as a tack, Barn"

[MissMillie]

231. Barney Miller (n/t)

.

[NewJeffCT]

222. I'll be in my bunk

[FM123]

226. God'll getcha for that!

[Va Lefty]

235. Maude

[FM123]

236. Yes!

[red dog 1]

227. "What do you hear?..What do you say?"

[Ilsa]

228. "Everybody lies."

[red dog 1]

229. "That's a mean little mama!"

[FM123]

234. I think Venus Flytrap said that about Mrs. Carlson on WKRP in Cincinnati

[TygrBright]

230. "I know nothing! Nothing!!" n/t

[Generic Brad]

232. Hogan's Heroes

I'd recognize that Sgt. Schultz line anywhere!

[First Speaker]

233. "With skips and scratches, the way God intended."

[MissMillie]

239. "Slow down!" (n/t)

.