If you had a "fixer" what would you ask them to "fix" for you?

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	Fix parking tickets
	0 (0%)
	Pay off all of the past sexual partners I need to keep quiet
	0 (0%)
	Break up with someone so I wouldn't have to
	0 (0%)
	Talk to my right wing relatives so I don't have to
	0 (0%)
	Pay off the National Enquirer not to print that salacious story about me
	0 (0%)
	Fix my credit report
	0 (0%)
	Pay off my doorman
	0 (0%)
	Fix dinner
	1 (33%)
	All of the above
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	2 (67%)
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1. Porn stars and playmates aren't lining up to have sex with me

So I guess I'd have him fix that.

[rzemanfl]

2. Drumpf's wagon. n/t

[flibbitygiblets]

3. Pretty sure I'd get a visit from the FBI

If I said it

[patricia92243]

15. Yep. But I do agree.

[stillcool]

4. my lottery numbers

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. I'd like him to regrout my shower, and fix my kitchen floor.

[sl8]

6. I don't see "Tarantula Burger" among the choices. n/t

[MLAA]

7. Dinner

[DinahMoeHum]

8. Help me get that job/promotion I want.

n/t

[TheSmarterDog]

9. Fix the psychopaths, alcoholics & fascists in my family.

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. Fix my metabolism!

I was diagnosed with Hasimoto's thyroiditis about 20 years ago. Taking thyroid medication just doesn't cut it. I want my old body and brain back!

[haele]

11. We still have about a month's worth worth of renovation

Because we had to move in before I could finish the second bathroom, the kitchen floor, and the California room conversion to a game room/studio.

Oh, wait... One of those "fixers". Never mind.

Haele

[hibbing]

12. My whole life n/t

[Equinox Moon]

13. Restore our democracy and end corruption.

Bring us into balance and to live with reverence for all life.

[klook]

14. My kitchen faucet.

It leaks almost as badly as the Trump White House.