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milestogo

(23,201 posts) Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:28 PM Apr 2018

If you had a "fixer" what would you ask them to "fix" for you?

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	Fix parking tickets
	0 (0%)
	Pay off all of the past sexual partners I need to keep quiet
	0 (0%)
	Break up with someone so I wouldn't have to
	0 (0%)
	Talk to my right wing relatives so I don't have to
	0 (0%)
	Pay off the National Enquirer not to print that salacious story about me
	0 (0%)
	Fix my credit report
	0 (0%)
	Pay off my doorman
	0 (0%)
	Fix dinner
	1 (33%)
	All of the above
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	2 (67%)
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If you had a "fixer" what would you ask them to "fix" for you? (Original Post) milestogo Apr 2018 OP

Porn stars and playmates aren't lining up to have sex with me unblock Apr 2018 #1

Drumpf's wagon. n/t rzemanfl Apr 2018 #2

Pretty sure I'd get a visit from the FBI flibbitygiblets Apr 2018 #3

Yep. But I do agree. patricia92243 Apr 2018 #15

my lottery numbers stillcool Apr 2018 #4

I'd like him to regrout my shower, and fix my kitchen floor. NRaleighLiberal Apr 2018 #5

I don't see "Tarantula Burger" among the choices. n/t sl8 Apr 2018 #6

Dinner MLAA Apr 2018 #7

Help me get that job/promotion I want. DinahMoeHum Apr 2018 #8

Fix the psychopaths, alcoholics & fascists in my family. TheSmarterDog Apr 2018 #9

Fix my metabolism! TexasBushwhacker Apr 2018 #10

We still have about a month's worth worth of renovation haele Apr 2018 #11

My whole life n/t hibbing Apr 2018 #12

Restore our democracy and end corruption. Equinox Moon Apr 2018 #13

My kitchen faucet. klook Apr 2018 #14

unblock

(56,262 posts)

1. Porn stars and playmates aren't lining up to have sex with me

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:32 PM

Apr 2018

So I guess I'd have him fix that.

rzemanfl

(31,464 posts)

2. Drumpf's wagon. n/t

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:33 PM

Apr 2018

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

3. Pretty sure I'd get a visit from the FBI

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:33 PM

Apr 2018

If I said it

patricia92243

(12,981 posts)

15. Yep. But I do agree.

Reply to flibbitygiblets (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:21 AM

Apr 2018

stillcool

(34,407 posts)

4. my lottery numbers

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:34 PM

Apr 2018

NRaleighLiberal

(61,910 posts)

5. I'd like him to regrout my shower, and fix my kitchen floor.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:48 PM

Apr 2018

sl8

(17,147 posts)

6. I don't see "Tarantula Burger" among the choices. n/t

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:53 PM

Apr 2018

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

7. Dinner

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 07:58 PM

Apr 2018

DinahMoeHum

(23,680 posts)

8. Help me get that job/promotion I want.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 08:23 PM

Apr 2018

n/t

TheSmarterDog

(794 posts)

9. Fix the psychopaths, alcoholics & fascists in my family.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 08:27 PM

Apr 2018

TexasBushwhacker

(21,289 posts)

10. Fix my metabolism!

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 09:32 PM

Apr 2018

I was diagnosed with Hasimoto's thyroiditis about 20 years ago. Taking thyroid medication just doesn't cut it. I want my old body and brain back!

haele

(15,595 posts)

11. We still have about a month's worth worth of renovation

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 09:36 PM

Apr 2018

Because we had to move in before I could finish the second bathroom, the kitchen floor, and the California room conversion to a game room/studio.

Oh, wait... One of those "fixers". Never mind.

Haele

hibbing

(10,609 posts)

12. My whole life n/t

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 09:59 PM

Apr 2018

Equinox Moon

(6,344 posts)

13. Restore our democracy and end corruption.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 11:03 PM

Apr 2018

Bring us into balance and to live with reverence for all life.

klook

(13,655 posts)

14. My kitchen faucet.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2018, 11:38 PM

Apr 2018

It leaks almost as badly as the Trump White House.

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