My (13 year old-almost 14) son recently "discovered" 80's tunes...
...and now I wish I was 17 again.
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Anything and everything could chart because the record companies were trying to lock onto the "next big thing."
We had New Wave, a second British Invasion, progressive rock bands trying their luck with brilliant pop songs, disco giving way to funk and R&B, and even some country crossover which wasn't that bad. And all of it was done without pitch correction and little to no sampling until the end of that period.
1969 was as good a time to be born as the early 50s when kids grew up with the Beatles and the Stones. 
The stoners and the preppies both laughed at me for liking the others' music. And then along about 1983 I started getting into prog and spending all my money I earned doing whatever work I could find either at K-Mart or Zody's buying Atari games for $3 when the video game market crashed, or piles of music at the local record store.
Damn, I miss those days.
I've checked the yearly Billboard Hot 100 charts for every year from my birth up until when top-40 went to shit in 1989, and the years 1979-1985 have a grand total of about 6 or 7 shitty songs for the entire time period.
I think the absolute most dog-ass one of all is "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. 
And Charlie Daniel's hyper-patriotic anthem about "God Bless America Again" or what the fuck ever is a close second.
In the side door compartment of the Cube.
He'll have to suck it up, but it includes a light show.
