I'm ready to drink my Big Black Cow And Get Outta Here.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

But what's in a Big Black Cow?

[Freddie]

1. Root beer float

I think

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Oh.

In the context, I'd almost think it might have Quaaludes in it. Or at least rum!

[AJT]

2. I think it's cola and ice cream, like a cola version of the root ner float.

[LoveMyCali]

12. I think that's right

That's what I remember from when I was a kid. I liked root beer floats better so I never really worried about it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I'll ask them when they come home

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. Bonus for username/post combo!

[tonedevil]

5. Ya'll can have root beer floats if you like...

I like my Black Cow a little bigger:

Kahlúa, half-and-half, and Coca-Cola.

[PJMcK]

7. So outrageous. (n/t)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. It was a crying disgrace.

(They saw your face!)

[caballojm]

8. But where are you tomorrow?

[Squinch]

9. I don't know. But it surely will screen out the sorrow.

[Lint Head]

10. I drink organic grass fed black cows right from the teat.

It's a little difficult to hold the black cow up but I'm right handed. So my right bicep is humongous because I've done it for so long.

[NNadir]

13. All I know is that I can't cry anymore while you run around.

[surrealAmerican]

14. It's a root beer float with chocolate ice cream.

That's what we called them where I grew up.