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cyclonefence

(4,483 posts) Fri Apr 27, 2018, 12:59 PM Apr 2018

An open letter to the Incel Guys

Dear Virgins,

I am a 71-year-old woman (so you'll have to bring lube) and I will fuck each and every one of you if it will stop you from killing people because you can't get laid.

Very truly yours,
Cyclonefence

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An open letter to the Incel Guys (Original Post) cyclonefence Apr 2018 OP

That's a very brave offer. Aristus Apr 2018 #1

great offer, but their point is they feel they should be able to fuck KG Apr 2018 #2

Why can't they go to a sex worker somewhere? Yavin4 Apr 2018 #3

Sex workers have standards too. TheSmarterDog Apr 2018 #5

CantGetLaids have unrealistic standards. Iggo Apr 2018 #6

They need a sex doll vercetti2021 Apr 2018 #4

I got the solution-"Ingays"!!! flotsam Apr 2018 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author irisblue Apr 2018 #8

Aristus

(66,467 posts)

1. That's a very brave offer.

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 01:04 PM

Apr 2018

Considering how repellent these guys must be...

KG

(28,753 posts)

2. great offer, but their point is they feel they should be able to fuck

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 02:59 PM

Apr 2018

anybody who strikes their fancy.

besides, i think most would settle for a handjob.

Yavin4

(35,446 posts)

3. Why can't they go to a sex worker somewhere?

Reply to KG (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 03:14 PM

Apr 2018

They can get the woman that they want.

TheSmarterDog

(794 posts)

5. Sex workers have standards too.

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 03:36 PM

Apr 2018

Iggo

(47,571 posts)

6. CantGetLaids have unrealistic standards.

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 04:05 PM

Apr 2018

Every one of them says "I'd NEVER pay for it."

I guarantee it.

vercetti2021

(10,156 posts)

4. They need a sex doll

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 03:16 PM

Apr 2018

Only thing that wouldn't run away from them anyway.

flotsam

(3,268 posts)

7. I got the solution-"Ingays"!!!

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 05:25 PM

Apr 2018

...then they can go and fuck themselves. And no fair trying to attract normal gays.

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