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Demovictory9

(37,113 posts)
Sun Apr 29, 2018, 06:34 AM Apr 2018

Dolphin bodychecks paddleboarder





“One of them for some reason decided to jump out of the water, took me out quite well with a fairly legal hip and shoulder I think,” Andrew Hill, 54, explained. “And hats off to him, he connected with me really well.”

https://globalnews.ca/news/4174672/dolphin-body-checks-paddle-boarder-back-into-surf-in-australia/
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Dolphin bodychecks paddleboarder (Original Post) Demovictory9 Apr 2018 OP
Rogue dolphin is ready for the NFL! democratisphere Apr 2018 #1
Nah, that's an NHL move... Wounded Bear Apr 2018 #2
It certainly wasn't soccer. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2018 #3
If there was some high-sticking that could be Flyer's game discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2018 #4
Looks Porpoise-ful to me Bayard Apr 2018 #5
Good one! Duppers Apr 2018 #6
Is that a Miami dolphin? n/t sl8 Apr 2018 #7

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,632 posts)
3. It certainly wasn't soccer.
Sun Apr 29, 2018, 09:14 AM
Apr 2018

If soccer, the paddleboarder would have thrashed about in the water, feigning panic, drowning, hysteria, near death, until a referee made a ruling. THEN he'd swim to the board as if nothing happened.

Soccer can be almost operatic in its death scenes.

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