Happy Mothers Day!!

[Arkansas Granny]

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I got an email with a welcome message from a cross training boot camp.

I text message my hubby if he had any idea what it was about

He replied,“Happy Mother’s Day, you said you wanted to get back into shape”

Yeah...I’m gonna loose about 260 lbs when your a** is out the house

10:59 AM - May 3, 2018
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[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. Hahahahaha!

Years ago I reported to a major league asshole. One year I sent him a Mothers’ Day card and wrote in it “Because You’re The Biggest Mother I Know!”. He went apeshit and called everyone in the organization trying to find out who had sent him the card. The following year he received a couple of dozen cards all inscribed the same as mine. Every year after that he received even more. The tradition continued long after I left the firm and until it eventually dissolved. A couple of people I maintained contact with over the years told me that they, and others, sent him cards until he retired and moved.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Clever!😊

[FakeNoose]

3. Well I guess he deserved it

But you know what, this is only funny if your boss is a man.

Just sayin'