This is the way each and every day of MiddleFingerMom's life starts. Each... and... every... day.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's about right...

Except that I don't usually get as far as shoes before I fall over.

[rug]

2. This is how my day starts

right after I put on my tie.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. The tie redirects the flow from its usual outlet.

[rug]

4. And that's the second way I start my day.

But it's usually my wife who calls me a shithead.

[LynneSin]

5. you wear UGGs? Ewwww

[solara]

6. Yup

[ohiosmith]

7. You're pretty hot! For a cartoon anyway!