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Thu May 10, 2018, 10:13 PM

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Wolf

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Wolf Frankula May 2018 OP
Marie Marie May 2018 #1
underpants May 2018 #5
Marie Marie May 2018 #7
NotASurfer May 2018 #2
unblock May 2018 #4
Xipe Totec May 2018 #3
underpants May 2018 #6

Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:19 PM

1. If you cantaloupe, do you remain single or just live together.

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Response to Marie Marie (Reply #1)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:59 PM

5. Oh

That hurt

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Response to underpants (Reply #5)

Fri May 11, 2018, 12:31 AM

7. Yeaaahh - sorry about that.

That was kind of painful.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:37 PM

2. Whack 'em back with a zucchini

That usually squashes the attack

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Response to NotASurfer (Reply #2)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:59 PM

4. right! and use grape jelly if you want to sqwelch the attack instead!

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:52 PM

3. Perhaps it was melon colic. Ask for a honeydew over.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 11:02 PM

6. Maybe it's a management trick to get you to produce more

Produce Karl! Produce!

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