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Wolf Frankula

(3,598 posts) Thu May 10, 2018, 10:13 PM May 2018

Question came to me at work

If someone hits you with a cantaloupe is that melonious assault?

Wolf

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Question came to me at work (Original Post) Wolf Frankula May 2018 OP

If you cantaloupe, do you remain single or just live together. Marie Marie May 2018 #1

Oh underpants May 2018 #5

Yeaaahh - sorry about that. Marie Marie May 2018 #7

Whack 'em back with a zucchini NotASurfer May 2018 #2

right! and use grape jelly if you want to sqwelch the attack instead! unblock May 2018 #4

Perhaps it was melon colic. Ask for a honeydew over. Xipe Totec May 2018 #3

Maybe it's a management trick to get you to produce more underpants May 2018 #6

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

1. If you cantaloupe, do you remain single or just live together.

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:19 PM

May 2018

underpants

(182,603 posts)

5. Oh

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #1)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:59 PM

May 2018

That hurt

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

7. Yeaaahh - sorry about that.

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Fri May 11, 2018, 12:31 AM

May 2018

That was kind of painful.

NotASurfer

(2,146 posts)

2. Whack 'em back with a zucchini

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:37 PM

May 2018

That usually squashes the attack

unblock

(52,116 posts)

4. right! and use grape jelly if you want to sqwelch the attack instead!

Reply to NotASurfer (Reply #2)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:59 PM

May 2018

Xipe Totec

(43,888 posts)

3. Perhaps it was melon colic. Ask for a honeydew over.

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 10:52 PM

May 2018

underpants

(182,603 posts)

6. Maybe it's a management trick to get you to produce more

Reply to Wolf Frankula (Original post)

Thu May 10, 2018, 11:02 PM

May 2018

Produce Karl! Produce!

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