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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf He Doesn't Bite His Lip At You, He's Not a Real One
Last edited Sat May 19, 2018, 11:37 PM - Edit history (1)
Royal Proclamation: If He Doesn't Bite His Lip At You, He's Not a Real One
Perhaps the most endearing moment (and most sensual, let's just be real honest) from the wedding of Prince Harry and the former R. Meghan Markle, came when Meghan arrived at the front of the church and was greeted by Harry, who told her "You look amazing," and then bit his lip.
While most of the gathered VIP guests saved their (internal) church shouting for Presiding Bishop Michael Curry's rousing sermon, those of us who got a close-up televised glimpse of the couple couldn't help but cry out.
I mean, honestly, who could resist a bite from the Snack Prince?
Here's the facts, y'all: if he don't bite his lip when he sees you, drop him like a hot crumpet. Like, don't even say goodbye, just pick up your things, say "cheerio" to the goldfish you bought together, and bounce....
Perhaps the most endearing moment (and most sensual, let's just be real honest) from the wedding of Prince Harry and the former R. Meghan Markle, came when Meghan arrived at the front of the church and was greeted by Harry, who told her "You look amazing," and then bit his lip.
While most of the gathered VIP guests saved their (internal) church shouting for Presiding Bishop Michael Curry's rousing sermon, those of us who got a close-up televised glimpse of the couple couldn't help but cry out.
I mean, honestly, who could resist a bite from the Snack Prince?
Here's the facts, y'all: if he don't bite his lip when he sees you, drop him like a hot crumpet. Like, don't even say goodbye, just pick up your things, say "cheerio" to the goldfish you bought together, and bounce....
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/997802101014020096
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Unfff.
There is no higher honor than the lip bite. You can save Knighthood; just have a prince bite his lip at me and I'll put it in the first paragraph of my obituary.
TBH, it doesn't even have to be a prince. There have been a great many delicious lip bites throughout history, each one of them causing spontaneous pregnancy across continents.
Wow. May the Force be with me.
https://www.elle.com/culture/a20757227/royal-wedding-lip-bite-harry-meghan-amazing/
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If He Doesn't Bite His Lip At You, He's Not a Real One (Original Post)
mia
May 2018
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Aristus
(66,275 posts)1. I thought you meant, you know, like during sex.
Receive, yes. Give, no.
mia
(8,358 posts)3. Misleading title, but I know what you mean.
Fixed it.
Glamrock
(11,787 posts)2. I've but my wife's lip plenty of times...
Does that count?