Bought a pet hamster off Craigslist. He's cute, but he ain't acting right.

[LuckyCharms]

[MustLoveBeagles]

1. LOL

[Solly Mack]

2. Have you tried getting him a hamster ball?

[Wwcd]

6. Haaahaa..better have it chained to a stake in the ground.

[Solly Mack]

8. He could float across the water with one.

Might make him happier.

Course, biting through and going after the one who imprisoned him would probably be the result.

[Wwcd]

9. Haa..omg that would be the worst hamster purchase ever!

[Solly Mack]

11. Well, the hamster looks a little mean, you gotta admit.

I feel LuckyCharms is up to the task but I wouldn't want to be the one that pissed off Fluffy.

[Wwcd]

12. Lol..thats funny..

[DBoon]

3. I was expecting something like the dead parrot sketch

[Marie Marie]

4. What the Hell is that?

[LuckyCharms]

5. Alligator snapping turtle...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle

[Marie Marie]

7. Thanks. Never saw that critter before and I'm hoping I never meet one in person.

He looks mean and pissed off.

[SonofDonald]

13. I've seen a few of them in nature shows

Even the small ones can take your hand off in a bite or two, the big ones scare me just thinking about encountering one.

River Monsters host Jeremy Wade caught one that was huge, it struck at a crew member and it put its head/neck out there around 4 feet from its shell!

In others words don't touch.

YOW!

[exboyfil]

15. My wife the Iowa girl

Was home with my two young daughters. I also happened to be home for lunch (not usual). We lived next to a pond in Tennessee. She was a turtle in the front yard and was ready to send the girls out to say hi. Needless to say I stopped it. The sucker was big and vicious. I eventually got it into a trash can and dumped it back in the pond. Tempted to beat it to death.

[eppur_se_muova]

10. Is Siberian hamster !

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Tomorrow is World Turtle Day!

https://www.worldturtleday.org/

Should we send Mitch McConnell a card?

[gratuitous]

16. I got a kitty online

Kinda ugly looking, but man, can it fart!

[Ohiya]

19. Good one!

[Xolodno]

20. We have a "neighborhood" skunk.

At the family cabin, the skunk visits frequently. He doesn't bother us though, if were clearing brush, working on the house, bar-b-queing, sitting out drinking beer or wine, etc. He just walks on by, paying us no attention. Which is ok, we like it that way.

[dawg]

17. Is that some sort of mixed-animal?

I think we had a thread about one of those once.

[jmowreader]

18. It's not Oscar, if that's what you mean

It's just a pissed-off alligator snapping turtle.

Alligator snappers are born pissed-off and get worse as they go along.