How About Some Suggestions for Trump's Tombstone?

[DoctorJoJo]

I'll go first: "We'll See What Happens."

[hlthe2b]

1. Not soon enough... (or TOO LATE)

[muntrv]

2. "Believe Me!"

[lsewpershad]

3. Here lies

The biggest lying trumpster

[rzemanfl]

4. "Public Urinal" n/t

[BBG]

27. My urine was my first thought too

[NBachers]

33. Flush Trump

[SWBTATTReg]

5. No tombstone, nothing...

I don't nothing to remind me of this P** once he's gone. His grave covered w/ grass and dirt and no one will ever find it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Grass won't grow on it if anyone finds out where it is.

[Cartoonist]

6. No Dancing!

[yonder]

8. It's hotter than I thought

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Please Flush When Finished"

[Glorfindel]

10. How about a Clerihew to mark the joyous occasion?

"President" Donald Trump
Was a notable frump.
When at long last he died
Nobody cared and nobody cried.

[cornball 24]

11. Here lies the Liar and Cheat!

[Solly Mack]

12. "Fake News!"

Because Trump will be Trump until the bitter end.

[MGKrebs]

13. здесь лежит идиот

(HERE LIES AN IDIOT)

[Wounded Bear]

28. Perhaps it should say "useful idiot"...

[Capperdan]

30. The likes of which the world has never seen.

Throw him in the hole without a casket

[WhiteTara]

14. He gets one? I think he should be buried in

an unmarked grave.

[SonofDonald]

15. Just the word "PAUPER" on a wooden marker n/t

[thucythucy]

16. WARNING: TOXIC WASTE SITE

[NCjack]

17. Choked on the Korean Deal.

[MFM008]

18. Here LIES Donald J Maggot

June 14.1946
May 25.2018.

[sakabatou]

19. "I AM a crook."

[tinrobot]

20. He doesn't deserve one.

Toss his fat carcass in a lava pit and be done with it.

[hay rick]

21. Is it warm down here or is it just me?

[pansypoo53219]

22. the Donald

phooie. won't do a trademark sign.

[MiniMe]

23. "I think everybody knows..."

[Major Nikon]

24. Pepperoni is always a safe choice

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

25. I am the BEST corpse EVER.. In ANY cemetery!!!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

26. Hear lies.

[Wounded Bear]

29. He lied. He died. Here he lies.

[SeattleVet]

31. "Sloan WES-4000 Waterless Urinal"

[NBachers]

32. Flush Twice- It's a long way to Hell!

[smirkymonkey]

34. World's Greatest Asshole

[jmowreader]

35. Why, yes...

It will come with instructions: "Lock door before pissing on Trump's grave."

[red dog 1]

36. But...doesn't The AntiChrist live forever?

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For argument's sake, let's assume that he's not really the AntiChrist, and that he does die someday,

I HATED DOGS
I HATED CATS
I HATED WOMEN
AND DEMOCRATS
I HATED THE POOR
AND THE MIDDLE CLASS
BUT NOW THAT I'M GONE
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
OH, ONE MORE THING
TO AVOID CONFUSION
LIKE I SAID MANY TIMES
THERE WAS NO COLLUSION!!!!

[NotASurfer]

37. Now that is a worthy epitaph! n/t

[SkatmanRoth]

38. Piss Here