"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Hawkeye?"

[MrScorpio]

[Solly Mack]

1. He's just a baby

Let him in!

[Jim Lane]

2. Yeah, he looks too young to have watched M*A*S*H (n/t)

[Solly Mack]

3. He probably watched reruns.

I don't doubt his sincerity but I do think he's too young to be knocking on doors by himself.

[shanny]

4. He's a she--males have slate-colored wings

and more distinct markings on the back and chest.

https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/American_Kestrel/id

whoops, meant to reply to #3