If Roseanne were to continue without Barr, how would you eliminate her character?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

I’m thinking spontaneous human combustion!

[JaneQPublic]

1. Just replace her...

...with Rosie O'Donnell.

Only she needn't await a congratulatory phone call again from Trump.

[hlthe2b]

3. LOLOL... I love it. Can you imagine Trump if Rosie O'Donnell took the spot?!!!

[lame54]

51. John Goodman's first line...

"You never looked sexier."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. One option!

[hedda_foil]

23. Better yet, kill her off and have hubby's sister, Rosie O'Donnell come to help.

[Rhiannon12866]

41. It's been successfully done!

[TexasBushwhacker]

60. The Hogan Family ran for more seasons

without Valerie Harper than with her.

[Rhiannon12866]

61. I know - a lot of people probably didn't know Valerie Harper had been the original star

So it's been successfully done more than once. And didn't the John Goodman character come back from the dead? And then there was "Dallas..." Anything goes when it comes to TV.

[lame54]

53. I prefer the suggestion that Rosie...

actually play Roseanne
Like in Bewitched

[Xipe Totec]

2. Trampled in a white supremacist demonstration stampede. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Holy sheet!

[Arkansas Granny]

13. LOL. At first I read "Trumpled".

[Xipe Totec]

16. Even better!

[global1]

5. She Took A Job In Trump's Re-Election Campaign And Moved To Washington....

Now she can pal around with Huckabee.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Haven't we suffered enough? 😢

[Zoonart]

7. A'La Python...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Hahahahah!

[Moostache]

8. Easy peasy, nice and easy...

Her character mouthed off in a super market check out line saying vile, racist shit. As the crowd was chasing her out of the store, she slipped on wet pavement and slid into the path of an oncoming bus heading to the climate protests scheduled for that day. Tragically, she never regains consciousness and is forced to be kept alive on a feeding tube at the expense of the GOP tax payers in her show's fictional district because reasons...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. Yikes!

[Freddie]

10. OD on OxyContin

A message about the opiate crisis.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. Good one! 👍🏻

[exboyfil]

11. 1. Accidental discharge while cleaning her gun

2. Gunned down during a mass shooting with a shooter using an AR-15.
3. Back alley abortion complications after her situation ruled illegal to get abortion in her state.
4. Death from carrying a dangerous pregnancy to term because of the anti-abortion laws.
5. Poisoned by substances that were previously illegal before Trump's EPA.
6. Crushed by a trucker operating unsafely after the hours allowed to drive had been relaxed.

[Hoyt]

18. Ouch X 6.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. One! One for sure! 👍🏻

[SoCalNative]

14. Maybe Sandy Duncan is looking for a new gig

I mean...it worked when she replaced Valerie Harper

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. Maybe!

[samnsara]

15. moms in jail....?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. Excellent! 👍🏻

[rsdsharp]

17. Drawn and quartered?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. That'll leave a mark! 😏

[Hoyt]

19. Tapped by trump to head the Office of Civil Rights.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. An obvious choice!

[benld74]

20. COuldnt afford her meds

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Collapses after botched redstate needed surgery.
Family finds out ACA would have prevented her demise.
Family turns Dem

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. Good one! 👍🏻

[Autumn]

21. Dan could find a sex tape of her and Trump riding bareback and Dan shoots her.

She killed him off so turnabout is fair play.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. There goes lunch!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. She's sent to prison for cooking meth.

-She's sent to prison for masterminding a pyramid scheme involving the sale of "genuine" autographed Trump/Kim Summit memorabilia.
-She gets a job with Infowars and runs away with Alex Jones to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty.
-Her clothes and personal effects are found in a pile outside a KFC, and it is assumed that she was raptured.
-After developing the persistent and unshakeable delusion that she is Eva Peron, causing her to sing "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" over and over, she is committed to a mental institution.
-She is devoured by a tiger that escaped from a local zoo. The tiger becomes the Connor family's beloved pet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

45. Brilliant! 👍🏻

[Hassin Bin Sober]

24. Choked on a Big Mac during food filled sex romp with Trump.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

46. Well we all know that "Big Mac" is not an euphemism! 😏

[mercuryblues]

25. Attacked by pitbulls

while eating cornflake encrusted chicken at Olive Garden?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

47. A classic! 👍🏻

[vlyons]

26. My vision

She meets the Dalai Lama and is motivated to study and meditate on the Buddhadharma.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

48. Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga! 🙏🏻

[rickford66]

28. Shot accidentally by Trump in the middle of 5th ave ?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. Ah ha! 😏

[louis-t]

32. Goes on around the world trip with Dan and

accidentally shoots herself in the back with a spear gun.

I know, I know, I stole that from another show.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

62. Good one! 👍🏻

[dameatball]

36. Killed by flying beer bottles while attempting to sing the National Anthem.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

63. 🍻

[theCHARLOTTEan]

38. Goodbye, Charlie themed exit

On a family trip to the beach she is swept away by a once in a blue moon, blue wave. On the way home the family picks up a stray dog, the reincarnated Roseanne, portrayed by Triumph the Insult Dog. Each week the reincarnation fails to take and a new character is thrust into the role. Week 2, Clyde the Orangutan. Week 3, Trumpy the Bear. Week 4,....

[gratuitous]

39. Remember how South Park wrote Chef out of the show?

Something like that.

[DFW]

40. There is some precedent with several appropriate suggestions

Take your pick

[malthaussen]

42. None of my means would pass code.

Never liked the woman.

-- Mal

[Kaleva]

50. She left to get grocieries one day and is never seen again.

Her car is found sometime later in a parking lot near a bus stop in Chicago.

[dameatball]

52. She is shot in a duel with Frederick Douglas, who is still alive, although blind in one eye.

[lame54]

54. Hit by a car in Charlottesville

[Eliot Rosewater]

55. Her governor eliminates Medicaid expansion under ACA because he is a republican

and she cant get the surgery she needs and dies.

[HopeAgain]

56. Shot by a gunman wielding an AR after just explaining why we can't ban them

[shanny]

57. I think she (her character) should be the victim of a mass shooting.

'cause freedumb.

[NCjack]

58. Roseanne and Sarah Huck trade jobs. No one every notices. nt

[jmowreader]

59. I know exactly how, but she wouldn't go for it

Roseanne is sitting on the couch with her phone in hand tweeting all sorts of really vile crap about religious and ethnic minorities. The door gets kicked in, and a squad of police officers (played by Valerie Jarrett, Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton in uniform and Channing Dungey as a plainclothes lieutenant) storm in and arrest her for hate crimes. Later in the episode, we learn she bonded out of jail, tried crossing the street against the light while writing an even more offensive tweet, and got run over by a garbage truck.

[Marthe48]

64. roseanne meets sarah palin and they drive off a cliff

by accident.
Because they aren't Thelma and Louise

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

65. In a dog sled.

Poor dogs, but they knew what they were getting into when they signed up for the gig. (This is the excuse Repugs use when a member of the military is killed.)

[Boomerproud]

66. Darlene or Jackie throws water on her during an argument and she melts

like the Wicked Witch of the West. All that's left of her is a MAGA hat.