I got thrown out of the YMCA pool for peeing in it

[NightWatcher]

I told the lifeguard there's no way that I was the only guy peeing in the pool today.










He agreed but insisted I was the only one doing from the diving board.

[siligut]

1. There is a medication that can turn urine green

The first thing that came to my mind. But the diving board element is much funnier

[TheMadMonk]

3. Methylene Blue. Used on M*A*S*H to take down a 10 pin ringer...

...from the 8063rd.

I recall fondly our college games club's Australia wide ban from tournaments, after we spiked the coffee urn with another common (and somewhat more bioactive) indicator compound phenolphthalein.

Amazing how hard it is to negotiate an assist into the Skagerak through a cubicle door.

[AnneD]

4. Better living....

through chemistry.....

[HopeHoops]

2. Did you write your name before diving in?

[ohiosmith]

5. How regressive! Guess they don't recognize art when they see it!

[NightWatcher]

6. Funny, that's just the pose I struck too

[davsand]

7. Well, if you were EATING an apple at the time no WONDER they tossed you out!

Everybody knows you are not supposed to eat in the pool surround!





Laura

[MiddleFingerMom]

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