Elleng from Du community and my wife inspired me to practice dog law

[TEB]

Elleng and my wife their both attorneys. So in the last eight years living with the boog. I have practiced dog law strictly as a defense dog attorney, and have become quite a competent defense attorney in representing boog. So boog and I were at the pub on the back deck and I’m bouncing around the idea of dog lawyer after I take my union pension I’ll be 62 in ten years . Of hanging my shingle out in ten years and just exclusively practice dog defense law.

[CincyDem]

1. Well...I guess everyone's got to have a speciality. n/t

[TEB]

2. I'll have to be sober when

I argue a case in front of the supremes ok Neil your a asshole ,I rest my case.

[jberryhill]

3. I heard that your first client lost their case

Overwhelming video evidence:

[TEB]

5. I cannot

Discuss that case it is on appeal trying get DNA evidence tossed. And my client not testify.

[Frustratedlady]

4. So, if a dog has a complaint, you'd refer to that as a bone to pick?

You'll probably get sued for discrimination if you don't include cats. Just sayin'.

[procon]

6. While you'll always have good clients, getting them to pay could be a problem.

Unless you count dog kisses, they are priceless.
Or baby puppy breath... ahhh, love that smell.
Warm snuggles and wet noses can't be beat either.

[TEB]

7. Totally pro bono

I’ll have my pension

[ooky]

19. Unfeddered access to

floppy ears isn't bad either.

[Ohiogal]

8. My Sophie would probably hire you

She has issues with being forced to stay in the house when my husband is on the lawn tractor. She feels that she has the right to the yard at any time. Being the Defender of the Homestead against any and all chipmunks, squirrels, birds, and rabbits......

[safeinOhio]

9. As a cat attorney....

I’ll see you in court...

[TEB]

10. Take it easy on me

I may not be sober

[jberryhill]

11. Neither was the cat

Clearly the cat was driving erratically and belligerently:

[safeinOhio]

17. Always open to arbitration.

[Solly Mack]

12. My dogs could use a lawyer. They all look guilty of something.

[TEB]

13. Remember their guilty until proven innocent

Or something like that ,Ok solly I’m working on it.

[Solly Mack]

16. Thank you. Mine are guilty. I know it.

But they're just so cute.

[elleng]

14. ME, ME, ME!

Our Toni would go to her bed/cushion and face the wall before we SAW what she'd done!

[Solly Mack]

15. My sit there with a "What?" look on their faces.

As if they expect me to think the neighbor's cat came in and destroyed all the tissue boxes.

I clean up the mess and give them the stink eye.

Which they return.

[blogslut]

18. They're good dogs, Brent

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/theyre-good-dogs-brent

Uniform suggestion:

https://weratedogs.com/products/theyre-good-dogs-brent

[ProfessorGAC]

20. My Dog Is In Law Enforcement

The cats, however, need an attorney.