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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsElleng from Du community and my wife inspired me to practice dog law
Elleng and my wife their both attorneys. So in the last eight years living with the boog. I have practiced dog law strictly as a defense dog attorney, and have become quite a competent defense attorney in representing boog. So boog and I were at the pub on the back deck and Im bouncing around the idea of dog lawyer after I take my union pension Ill be 62 in ten years . Of hanging my shingle out in ten years and just exclusively practice dog defense law.
CincyDem
(6,358 posts)TEB
(12,842 posts)I argue a case in front of the supremes ok Neil your a asshole ,I rest my case.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Overwhelming video evidence:
Discuss that case it is on appeal trying get DNA evidence tossed. And my client not testify.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)You'll probably get sued for discrimination if you don't include cats. Just sayin'.
procon
(15,805 posts)Unless you count dog kisses, they are priceless.
Or baby puppy breath... ahhh, love that smell.
Warm snuggles and wet noses can't be beat either.
TEB
(12,842 posts)Ill have my pension
ooky
(8,922 posts)floppy ears isn't bad either.
Ohiogal
(31,998 posts)She has issues with being forced to stay in the house when my husband is on the lawn tractor. She feels that she has the right to the yard at any time. Being the Defender of the Homestead against any and all chipmunks, squirrels, birds, and rabbits......
safeinOhio
(32,676 posts)Ill see you in court...
TEB
(12,842 posts)I may not be sober
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Clearly the cat was driving erratically and belligerently:
safeinOhio
(32,676 posts)Solly Mack
(90,766 posts)TEB
(12,842 posts)Or something like that ,Ok solly Im working on it.
Solly Mack
(90,766 posts)But they're just so cute.
elleng
(130,901 posts)Our Toni would go to her bed/cushion and face the wall before we SAW what she'd done!
Solly Mack
(90,766 posts)As if they expect me to think the neighbor's cat came in and destroyed all the tissue boxes.
I clean up the mess and give them the stink eye.
Which they return.
blogslut
(38,000 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,034 posts)The cats, however, need an attorney.