I figured I'd see this sooner or later. High-tech gravestones.

[Archae]

Would you want this on your grave?
Granted, I wouldn't give a shit anymore, but I wouldn't want this.

CINCINNATI -- Cemeteries are going high-tech in making sure people get their loved one's life story with just a scan from a cellphone.

Amy Matalka died in 2011 after a five-year battle with ovarian cancer. A website allows visitors to learn about her life, which can be accessed from her gravesite by just taking a picture of her marker with a smartphone.

Read more: http://www.wlwt.com/news/30996066/detail.html#ixzz1tpCzvwLZ

[Scuba]

1. People will spend fortunes trying to assuage hide their feelings.

[AnneD]

2. I liked the ones.....

on Firefly, the holographic projections.

[geardaddy]

3. When will we start selling advertising space on headstones.

Geardaddy

1965-?

Brought to you buy Target.

"Expect More. Pay Less."

[Bruce Wayne]

5. What'd be better

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Geardaddy

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And then you'll have Danica Patrick to keep you company in the next life. Not bad.

[geardaddy]

7. lol

Well played.

[Bruce Wayne]

4. I want an animatronic manikin of myself dancing on my headstone.

And it can lipsynch to my pre-recorded voice saying things like "I'm probably burning in hell right now" or "Why don't you visit me more often? No wonder I left you out of my will."

[Archae]

6. I might have this message...

"I had them bury me face-down so all of you can just kiss my ass."