MEANWHILE, in Kansas...

[Blue_Tires]

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[MuseRider]

1. I am surprised anyone

in that part of Kansas even thinks of ever putting the words hand and job in the same paragraph let alone together.

Driving through that part of the state is, let's say it is interesting.

I know a few good really nice and cool people from there so it isn't quite a total mass of straight assed religious people but the signs along the road....

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. Ah, the importance of hyphens. NT

[catrose]

3. My first thought

actually "firsthand" is okay too, and would also clear up the ambiguity.

[yonder]

4. Thanks for the laugh!

[Solly Mack]

5. Alrighty then.

Snort

[gratuitous]

6. Back when I was in high school, we had to do our own hand jobs!

Kids have it so easy nowadays.

[Shrek]

7. Also from Kansas

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[rurallib]

8. !

oh Lordy I needed this thread tonight

Hand job meets doable in Kansas!