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(5,644 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,517 posts)Who was so excessively thin
That when she assayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in.
That one is from childhood.
red dog 1
(27,805 posts)Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd say to them, "Honey,
I'll give you some money
If you'll just let me take off your jeans"
(btw, this perv went on to become the 45th POTUS)
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
He said "What the hell--
"I don't mind the smell,
"And think of the money I save."
DFW
(54,387 posts)It's not quite a limerick, but it's close, and it's the only thing he ever sent me to use in such a situation:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To do some things they shouldn't
But when they got
To the perfect spot
They forgot the Viagra and couldn't
Docreed2003
(16,860 posts)My son loves Stan Lee, he's 8 and knows who Stan Lee is from his marvel movie cameos and his appearances in Lego games, plus he knows that Mr Lee helped bring to life most of the Marvel world he enjoys today! So sad that Stan's not able to make the rounds at conventions now, we missed him when he came to Nashville a couple years ago.
DFW
(54,387 posts)He's nowhere as mobile as he used to be. The pacemaker didn't really bother him, but he was also thrown for quite a loop when he lost his wife a short while back. They had been together for more decades than I can imagine. I haven't spoken to him since, and heard he was pretty down about it.
Docreed2003
(16,860 posts)If you get a chance to speak to him, just let him know there's a little boy out there that loves him and his work and he idolizes him...EXCELSIOR!
DFW
(54,387 posts)But in case we speak, will do!
red dog 1
(27,805 posts)(Stan Lee is 95 years young)
DFW
(54,387 posts)Not that Stan cared about the rules all that much.
Stan will be 96 this year on December 22.
red dog 1
(27,805 posts)He was devastated by the recent loss of his wife.
DFW
(54,387 posts)He reached into his desk, pulled out a piece of cardboard with a certain logo you might recognize, and wrote this on it:
[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
I sent the original to Skinner. If he does NOT still have it, he is in for fifty years of bad karma!
ploppy
(2,162 posts)His balls were made of brass
When he clanged them together
They played Stormy Weather
And sparks flew out of his ass.
Aristus
(66,380 posts)Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot?
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)whose balls were made of brass
when they clanged together
they played stormy weather
and lightning came out of his ass.
backtoblue
(11,343 posts)There once was a man named Tom
He wrote number one songs
Who danced with Mary Jane
And had a long blond mane
My guitar weeps that he's gone
Wolf Frankula
(3,601 posts)And all the young men threw their sex at her,
Just to be rude,
She lay in the nude,
While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
Wolf
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)A woman from North Carolina
Placed fiddle strings 'cross her vagina
With proper-sized cocks
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor
red dog 1
(27,805 posts)UTUSN
(70,696 posts)If I were a louse in your shag,
my soul would ease and expand.
Gently would I nibble and nip,
Sweetly would I tipple and sip,
My *soul* would ease and expand!
If I were a louse in your shag!1
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)By God he was a farter...
When the sun didn't shine...
And the wind wouldn't blow...
They got Carter the farter to start her...
Glorfindel
(9,730 posts)Called a hen "a most elegant creature."
The hen, pleased at that,
Laid an egg in his hat,
And thus did the hen reward beecher.
There was a young fellow named Herkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His mother said, "Herkin!
"Stop jerkin your gherkin!
"Your gherkin's for firkin, Herkin."
There was an old whore from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
"They'll pay to get out again, too."