I propose this as the new Presidential theme.

[sir pball]

Hail to the Chief is too dignified.

[BlueTsunami2018]

1. Too cool for him.

Yakkity Sax is more appropriate.
Or circus music.

[sir pball]

2. Oh, I just looked up some Nazi marches and it was bad,

See, I don't think he's so cutely incompetent as to deserve fun music. He's a racist, serially bankrupt piece of shit and I theme him accordingly.

[DFW]

3. Yes, he's all of that

However, I don't think he's deserving of anything nearly as sophisticated as Williams' music. Therefore I go with a theme that accords him the one thing he most abhors: ridicule. Not cute, but fitting nonetheless:

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Perfect!!!

[jmowreader]

5. There's better cartoon music for Trump

[DFW]

7. This would presume literacy on Trump's part

A stretch, don't you think?

[SeattleVet]

6. You can't steal Dick Cheney's theme for tRump!

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Here ya' go...

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