Why buying a King size bed is a waste of money

[packman]

[geomon666]

1. Plenty of room on the floor

Besides, you don't buy a king sized bed for yourself. You buy it so that the salesman at Rooms To Go will stop bothering you about it.

[marylandblue]

2. Get one of these, and you'll have room no matter what they do.

[Mr.Bill]

3. My dogs would still have me laying on the edge about to fall off. n/t

[SharonAnn]

11. Yes, sleeping with 2 toy poodles and I almost fell out of bed.

Just me and 2 toy poodles in a king-sized bed.

[unblock]

6. If I came home with that, my wife would take the wine, divorce me,

And say "I guarantee you she's got aids"

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. More than 2 cats will take that over all night long.

Trust me on that.

[democratisphere]

4. Waste?

Just get a lot more furry family members.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. It could be worse:

[packman]

10. MY GAWD MAN - I love cats, but----

[crazycatlady]

12. appropriate bedding

https://theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com/store/ars/item/66227/cat-side-duvet-cover-and-pillow-case-set?source=4-3039-24

[Frustratedlady]

7. We switched from a queen to a California King, thinking it would give us both more room than our...

Schnauzer. Wrong.

Instead of lying between us, lengthways, he turned so he could lie across the middle of the bed with his front paws on one
and his rear paws touching the other. We were STILL hugging the edges of the bed.

They will find a way.

[sarge43]

8. Stuff, dogs and cats expand to fill any available space. n/t

[Solly Mack]

9. That's my house except I'm the one left with mere inches for sleep and the dogs

and my husband have all the room.

The biggest dog weighs 20 pounds. One is 10 pounds and the other 15 pounds.

If I'm lucky I get to bed first and establish domain but let me go to the bathroom during the night?

I come back to find all 3 dogs on my side, one hogging my pillows, other two spread out in such a way as to take up all the room.

They look at me as if to say, "What?".

[WhiteTara]

13. hahaha

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

15. May I suggest...

[JCMach1]

16. No pet allowed in human bedroom

That's the alpha dog kennel