Post a line from a TV show and see if anyone can guess what show it's from without using Google

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Part Vll

Unanswered quotes from Part Vl
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181089293

1) "Elvis is charging!"

2) "He sells cutlery"

3) "Any sign of the duck?"

4) "Listen, why don't you ever arrest some white drivers?"

5) "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" (answered)

6) "You're not too perceptive - I like that in a man"

7) "You can't tinker with a tinkerbell"

8) "Julio has a goat!" (answered)

[Ptah]

1. Ok

[Ohiogal]

2. Is #9

Sanford and Son?

[red dog 1]

5. Yes

[justgamma]

3. I'll guess

#3 You Bet Your Life

#4 Cops

[red dog 1]

6. Both are good guesses, but no

# 4 is from a hilarious sit-com long since gone

# 3 is from another very funny sit-com, which didn't run very long, but which still has a "cult-like" following

I'm old enough to remember "You Bet Your Life"
Groucho would announce to the two contestants:
"Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars...It's a common word, something you see every day"

[Moostache]

4. #5 is Ralph Wiggums on the Simpsons

I have been saying that to people for years!

[red dog 1]

7. Correct!......That line reminds me of a Jack Black line from School of Rock

"This is the best school I ever teached at!"

[red dog 1]

8. "What's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"

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[Hint: This quote is from a dramatic comedy series that played on F/X]

[red dog 1]

9. "Mother? Our Mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?"

[Va Lefty]

16. SOAP

[red dog 1]

17. Absolutely!

I really miss that show.

[red dog 1]

10. "You big dummy!"

[Ohiya]

34. I will guess

Sanford and Son

[red dog 1]

45. Yes

Easy one!

[red dog 1]

11. "Frank Burns eats worms!"

[Ohiya]

35. Gotta be M.A.S.H.

[red dog 1]

44. Yes

[Demsrule86]

12. I've been kidnapped by Kmart.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. I think the wind just broke his leg

[red dog 1]

14. Mash

I think Hawkeye was referring to Col. Flagg, the Army Intelligence officer, who said something like "I wasn't here, it was the wind" or "I am the wind"...and then jumped out the window.

(I've probably seen every episode of Mash)

[red dog 1]

15. "Homey don't play that!"

[Wolf Frankula]

26. In Living Color

From Homey the Clown.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

33. Yes!

(Easy one)

[red dog 1]

18. "A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, PLEASE"

[VOX]

40. Gotta be "Watery Fowls" -- I mean, "Fawlty Towers"

I have the book with all the show's scripts in full. Absolutely brilliant plotting.

[red dog 1]

43. Watery Fowls is correct!

I think it's the episode where Basil spends most of the episode trying to mount a framed painting on the wall of the lobby, but keeps getting interrupted.

[red dog 1]

19. O'Reilly, I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds

[red dog 1]

20. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns"

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Hint: This quote is from an extremely popular sit-com that started in the 1960s.
It was the number one show in America for 5 straight years.

[red dog 1]

21. "My father-in-law lives in Oklahoma!"

[Wolf Frankula]

22. "I have some news for you, Bud"

"I'm going to be a mommy again. And you're going to be a daddy."

Wolf

[Wolf Frankula]

28. Since Nobody's got it.

Married to Children.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

23. "It's just gone eight o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode!"

[Wolf Frankula]

25. Monty Python.

The penguin on the telly.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

32. Yes!

[red dog 1]

24. "What's blow jobs?"

From a dramatic comedy series that ran on F/X for about 6 years.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

27. "JeeEEEEED"!!! (Jed)

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Well...one word was tough...Beverly Hillbillies. heh Heh. You got it on one word last time. Keep on keepin on.

[lapfog_1]

29. "You are quitting show business just because you had to fuck two fat guys to get a script back?

I think you are over reacting!"

[Stuart G]

30. Staring Buffalo Bob Smith and Clarabell the Clown

[red dog 1]

31. Howdy Doody Show

[red dog 1]

36. "Would you like to pet my pussy?"

[sarge43]

37. Johnny Carson and Jane Fonda

[Va Lefty]

38. Still miss Carson. He was the best!

[sarge43]

39. Yup. He's the standard

that all the rest are measured by and never quite achieve.

"I think I would have recalled that."

[VOX]

41. Same. Carson owned late-night TV. As Mel Brooks recently said about the show...

"It's a kind of fun we'll never have again." And Brooks is right. He'll always be right.

[red dog 1]

42. Correct!

Zsa Zsa Gabor loved her cats; but Johnny didn't.
(She died at 99)

[red dog 1]

46. "What's that smell?"

[red dog 1]

47. "Heck no, we won't go!.....Heck no, we won't go!.....Heck no, we won't go!"

[Va Lefty]

48. WKRP

"We're a small bunch, admittedly, but we're a determined fringe element that cannot be counted upon to do the sensible thing."

[red dog 1]

49. "Let's go to the airport and harass the Hare Krishnas again!"