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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri May 4, 2012, 04:49 PM May 2012

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Happy Birthday to me!! Happy Birthday to me!! Happy Birthday, dear me-e-e-e!! Happy Birthday to me!!

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Usually, I get really NERVOUS speaking or singing in front of a crowd, but I'm
using that time-honored mental trick to get my mind off my shyness.
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I'm picturing you all... ... ... ... ... um... ... ... ... you know...
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... SPANKING ME!!!!
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I'll be in my bunk.
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Happy Birthday to me!! Happy Birthday to me!! Happy Birthday, dear me-e-e-e!! Happy Birthday to me!! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom May 2012 OP

Did you have a C-section? bluesbassman May 2012 #1

Nice package! ohiosmith May 2012 #2

! Dystopian May 2012 #5

*snap* irisblue May 2012 #3

Ok, where did I leave that 10 foot pole? n/t A Simple Game May 2012 #4

between this, the stripper costume and the pizza I ate earlier Kali May 2012 #6

You're today? I'm tomorrow. A HERETIC I AM May 2012 #7

!!! MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #9

Boehner is discouraged by MFM's small package. madinmaryland May 2012 #8

MFM's small package makes Boehners cry. MiddleFingerMom May 2012 #11

Happy birthday!! dana_b May 2012 #10

Woooo-hooooooo! pacalo May 2012 #12

bluesbassman

(19,357 posts)

1. Did you have a C-section?

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2012, 04:55 PM

May 2012

Happy Birthday, you old coot.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Nice package!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2012, 04:56 PM

May 2012

Dystopian

(6,421 posts)

5. !

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Fri May 4, 2012, 11:55 PM

May 2012

I agree ... and you are a terrible influence on me!

peace~

irisblue

(32,902 posts)

3. *snap*

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2012, 05:01 PM

May 2012

latex gloves.....safe spanking.......happy birthday DU crush

A Simple Game

(9,214 posts)

4. Ok, where did I leave that 10 foot pole? n/t

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2012, 11:28 PM

May 2012

Kali

(55,000 posts)

6. between this, the stripper costume and the pizza I ate earlier

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2012, 12:08 AM

May 2012

I am predicting weird nightmares...

here is your spanking

A HERETIC I AM

(24,357 posts)

7. You're today? I'm tomorrow.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2012, 09:53 PM

May 2012

On the 6th I'll have completed 53 laps around the nearest star. I'm tired.

Hippo birdie two ewes, MFM

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

9. !!!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #7)

Sat May 5, 2012, 10:18 PM

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madinmaryland

(64,931 posts)

8. Boehner is discouraged by MFM's small package.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2012, 10:07 PM

May 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

11. MFM's small package makes Boehners cry.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #8)

Sat May 5, 2012, 10:21 PM

May 2012

dana_b

(11,546 posts)

10. Happy birthday!!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat May 5, 2012, 10:21 PM

May 2012

Ow! Ow! My hand is getting sore!!

pacalo

(24,721 posts)

12. Woooo-hooooooo!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun May 6, 2012, 04:10 AM

May 2012

Hello, there, big boy!!!

I hope you had as happy a day as this guy did...

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