Pretty good, thanks.

[LuckyCharms]

Fair to middlin'.

I'd complain, but no one would listen.

Better than a sharp stick in the eye.

Not too bad.

Not if I see you first.

[democratisphere]

1. Every day is a bonus.

[Ohiogal]

2. I'm just knee deep in paradise, thanks!

[pnwest]

3. 'Bout second gear. Fair to partly cloudy.

[safeinOhio]

4. Very adequate

thanks for asking.

[Freddie]

5. Hey, I'm on the right side of the dirt

Can't ask for better than that.

[Coventina]

6. One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel....

This was my old hairdresser's response.
I always thought he was being a little dramatic, until he died suddenly.

[True Dough]

7. If I were any better, I'd be twins!

All the better now that you asked!

If I were any better, vitamins would be taking me.

Nice and dandy like cotton candy.

I'm so good that it hurts.

[HeiressofBickworth]

8. I had a husband

who said I was better than nothing.

We're divorced.

Then he died.

But I'm still here!!!