I appreciate the sentiment, but you folks REALLY fucked up on what I wanted for my birthday present.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Nevermore, OK?
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[rug]

1. This is why I didn't give you money.

[Ptah]

2. Today's your birthday? I thought the Supermoon was tomorrow!

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[zbdent]

3. Will I be creative with your birthday gifts from now on?

nevermore ...

[zbdent]

4. but I do have a really good vintage wine, if you'll follow me ... watch your step ...

it's dark in there ...

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. One of my favorite stories EVER!!!

[Ptah]

6. Like a Pendulum

[gratuitous]

7. You told us to get the L outta here

We had to work with what we had.

[Grantuspeace]

8. Any thread featuring E.A.P. deserves a kick.

Whether or not it relates to such an esteemed member's birthday.