Post a line from a TV show and see if anyone can guess what show it's from without using Google

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Part Vlll

Unanswered quotes from Part Vll
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181093771


1) "Elvis is charging!"

2) "Listen, why don't you ever arrest some white drivers?" (answered)

3) "Any sign of the duck?" (answered)

4) "You can't tinker with a tinkerbell"

5) "Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns"

6) "O'Reilly, I've seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds!" (answered)

7) "My father-in-law lives in Oklahoma!" (answered)

8) "What's blow jobs?"

9) "What's that smell?"

10) "It's Gene, Gene, The Dancing Machine!" (answered)

11) "You're never going to leave home, are you?"

[dameatball]

1. #10......I think that was "The Gong Show."

[red dog 1]

2. Correct!

I never could stand that guy

[dameatball]

3. The entire show had some funny moments, but mostly it was awkward.

[red dog 1]

4. I loved The Gong Show, as well as Jaye P. Morgan

[dameatball]

7. I forgot about Jaye P. She was pretty popular back in the day.

[PoliticAverse]

29. Indeed...

[FM123]

5. I think #2 is from Sanford and Son

(loved that show)

[red dog 1]

8. Correct!

It's from the episode where Lamont gets a traffic ticket and Fred goes to court with him.

[FM123]

10. That was such a funny episode! There were just so many funny lines from that show.

[Shrike47]

6. #6 - M*A*S*H ?

[red dog 1]

9. No, but that's a good guess

However, there is a quote from M.A.S.H. up there.

[Liberal Veteran]

11. "That's what evil people tell themselves when they do evil things."

[red dog 1]

12. The Apprentice?

[Just kidding]

[Liberal Veteran]

14. Strangely close though.

[red dog 1]

18. Survivor?

[Liberal Veteran]

20. Colder.

The previous one was close because the title is close and the star is linked way too close to the same as the main characters of the show I posted from.

[red dog 1]

22. "The Lies and Misdeeds of Donald J. Trump"?

[Liberal Veteran]

88. Here's the answer

The Trump guess was good because of Russian agents working in the US.

[MiniMe]

13. #3 - Friends?

When Chandler and Joey had the Duck and the Chick

[red dog 1]

17. No

[rusty fender]

15. Is #5 from

Seinfeld?

[red dog 1]

21. Nope

[jmowreader]

16. 7 is MASH

[red dog 1]

19. Correct!

It was the episode where Col. Potter was away in Tokyo, and his horse was down sick.
Radar asked Hawkeye & B.J. to help, but Hawkeye said "I don't know nothin' about horses!"
Then B.J. remembered that his father-in-law knew all about horses, so they could call him in Oklahoma, where he lived, to ask him for advice on what to do about the sick mare.

[red dog 1]

23. "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli."

[PoliticAverse]

27. Seinfeld (by George, the "marine biologist").

The joke...

[red dog 1]

34. Absolutely!

[red dog 1]

24. "POW!...ZOOM!"

[Va Lefty]

26. The Honeymooners

[red dog 1]

33. Correct

"One of these days...POW!, right in the kisser!"

[Va Lefty]

25. "Please continue with your threats; I would hate to submit to implication alone."

[jg10003]

28. #1 - Miami Vice

[red dog 1]

32. No

[Harker]

30. 6... Farty Towels

Sybil Fawlty tearing O'Reilly the builder a new one.

[red dog 1]

31. You got it!

Welcome to DU!

[Harker]

38. Thanks!

I'm pleased to be here, and appreciate your welcoming me.

[red dog 1]

35. "No Coke, Pepsi!"

[PoliticAverse]

36. Saturday Night Live (by John Belushi).

(Changed to "No Pepsi, Coke" when they got a better soda deal).

[red dog 1]

37. "Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!"

[red dog 1]

39. "It's a common word, something you see every day."

[Snellius]

49. Groucho's "Say the secret word and you win ..." and the Groucho duck on the mic would drop down

[red dog 1]

50. Correct!

"Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars..."

(There were always 2 contestants, so if either one said the 'secret word' they split the $100)

[Snellius]

53. How old ARE you, red dog 1? You must have been born in the black and white days,

like me, before Bonanza rode into town and turned the world into "living color"

[red dog 1]

40. "Mulva?"

[ProfessorGAC]

45. That's Seinfeld Trying To. . .

. . . remember Delores' name.

[red dog 1]

41. "Want me to get that?"

[Va Lefty]

42. "If you don't mind, Benson."

[red dog 1]

43. "Mother? Our Mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?"

I loved that show!

[red dog 1]

44. "He's from Barcelona"

[phylny]

46. "I want what I want when I want it!"

[red dog 1]

47. "I'll have a Double Chu..Chu..Chu.Chub..A Double Chu..Chu..Chub..A Double Chubby Cheeseburger"

Hint:
James Cromwell was in the last season of this made-for-cable drama series

[Snellius]

48. "Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand..."

[Docreed2003]

51. Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

52. "Just one more thing ..."

[Snellius]

54. Columbo?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

57. Yep!

[rickford66]

55. "padded coat hangers"

[Totally Tunsie]

56. "There's pie?"

Sooooo many great quotes from this episode, including the major one not quoted!

[red dog 1]

58. Seinfeld

A Kramer line.

(Was that the episode where "there was shrinkage"?)

[Totally Tunsie]

59. Sorry...Guess again!

[red dog 1]

60. Actually, I think Kramer's line was "They got pie!"

and it was a great episode, with many great lines.

[Totally Tunsie]

61. You'll groan when I give the answer

and post the clip. It was awesome. LOL

[red dog 1]

62. Why don't you wait a while & see if anyone gets it before giving the answer?

[Totally Tunsie]

63. Will do. Thanks.

(This is my first time playing.

[red dog 1]

64. First-time players are welcome!

I like to keep these "Post a line from..." threads current, and if they get too long, I post Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 etc.

I like posting DU Lounge threads because it gets my mind off "The Horror That Is Trump"
and, hopefully, these threads help other DUers do the same.

[red dog 1]

65. Please feel free to post additional TV show quotes, and check out the previous quotes that are

still "unanswered" by clicking on the link at the top of this thread.

There are many easy ones that are still unanswered.

There are also many easy "movie quotes" still unanswered in the:
"Post a line from a movie & see if anyone can guess the movie without using Google" thread.

(It's fun, and God knows we need as much "fun" as we can get these days)

[red dog 1]

66. "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

[red dog 1]

67. "No soup for you!"

[Totally Tunsie]

71. The Soup Nazi on Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

73. Yes!

(Easy one)

[Totally Tunsie]

77. Thanks...

Yup - verrrrry easy if I got it. (I hated Seinfeld!)

[red dog 1]

68. "You must be the starling inspector!"

[Harker]

69. Tricky... 3 is from Fatty Owls, also

Major Twitchin (sp?) running out of patience with the "entertainment." I recall the full line as being, "any sign of the duck, Fawlty?" Could be my Fawlty memory, though.

[red dog 1]

72. "Any sign of the duck, Fawlty" sounds right

I don't use Google for these threads, so I often don't have the quote exactly right.

[Harker]

75. I haven't seen those in years

and I haven't checked for accuracy. I might have supplied Fawlty's name in vain.

Great fun, thanks.

[red dog 1]

70. "For our entree, we have liver or fish."

[red dog 1]

74. "Luke, the barn's on fire!"

[Zoonart]

76. ..."and you want to be my latex salesman."

[red dog 1]

78. (Character A) "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers!"

(Character B)
"And I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!"

[red dog 1]

79. "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!"

[red dog 1]

80. "Oh, I'm just a kid, sir."

[red dog 1]

81. "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

[Tikki]

84. ''The truth is out there, East of Portland", another "Why do these things always end up in barns!"

First one is from a former network TV show...reruns now streaming.

The Second quote is from a foreign TV show streaming here in the U.S. Another Season coming.


Tikki

[red dog 1]

85. "Halt, who goes there?"

From a popular network comedy series now in syndication.

[Va Lefty]

87. Naked Klinger?

[red dog 1]

89. You got it!

Klinger wasn't naked, but he was wearing a dress while on guard duty.

Frank comes out to go to the bathroom and Klinger shouts "Halt, who goes there?"
then asks for the "password"...Frank responds with something like "Get out of my way, freak!"
and Klinger responds with "Close enough" and lets him go by.

[red dog 1]

86. "How would you like one across yo' lip?"