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Aristus

(72,178 posts) Fri Jul 27, 2018, 12:53 PM Jul 2018

Just had a patient with an elaborate, curlicued, Western-style handlebar moustache.

And he was wearing a t-shirt with a similar moustache depicted on it, along with the phrase: "FREE RIDES".

Tell me, are there any women out there who would take a guy up on such an offer?

I'm thinking no...

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Just had a patient with an elaborate, curlicued, Western-style handlebar moustache. (Original Post) Aristus Jul 2018 OP

... In_The_Wind Jul 2018 #1

Did it say that it was females? Maybe he gets lots of accepts. braddy Jul 2018 #2

Even if 99.999% won't that still leaves enough to keep him busy. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2018 #3

I don't know, but you might suggest that he try hanging out in the "anal bleach" aisle at Walmart. sl8 Jul 2018 #4

I'm resigned to just hoping politicians act better. yallerdawg Jul 2018 #5

This thread is meaningless without photos. fleur-de-lisa Jul 2018 #6

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

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Fri Jul 27, 2018, 12:54 PM

Jul 2018

braddy

(3,585 posts)

2. Did it say that it was females? Maybe he gets lots of accepts.

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Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:01 PM

Jul 2018

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

3. Even if 99.999% won't that still leaves enough to keep him busy. n/t

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Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:02 PM

Jul 2018

sl8

(17,110 posts)

4. I don't know, but you might suggest that he try hanging out in the "anal bleach" aisle at Walmart.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:04 PM

Jul 2018

yallerdawg

(16,104 posts)

5. I'm resigned to just hoping politicians act better.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:09 PM

Jul 2018

The rest of us - meh.

fleur-de-lisa

(14,704 posts)

6. This thread is meaningless without photos.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 01:11 PM

Jul 2018

And no, I wouldn't accept his offer.

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