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Aristus

(66,286 posts) Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:22 AM Jul 2018

Facing a hella day in clinic. Stop by and say 'hi'. I could use a little Lounger pick-me-up...

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Facing a hella day in clinic. Stop by and say 'hi'. I could use a little Lounger pick-me-up... (Original Post) Aristus Jul 2018 OP

Howdy. IrishEyes Jul 2018 #1

Haven't been to the clinic in 20 years. safeinOhio Jul 2018 #2

Good morning, my dear Aristus! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2018 #3

heres some jokes from Alexa: samnsara Jul 2018 #4

Go get 'em Slugger! You know they really need you and you come through for them. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #5

A gorilla walks into a bar Ohiogal Jul 2018 #6

Thanks very much, Loungers. This helps. Aristus Jul 2018 #7

Glad to hear it, my dear Aristus! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2018 #8

Sorry I just saw this. Was out to lunch with friends. Had the "BEST" Philly Cheese steak. Fla Dem Jul 2018 #9

That would have been very enjoyable. Aristus Jul 2018 #10

Hang in there. Fla Dem Jul 2018 #11

Thanks. Aristus Jul 2018 #12

I cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it gratuitous Jul 2018 #13

HA! Aristus Jul 2018 #14

Hi Aristus! backtoblue Jul 2018 #15

Thank you. Aristus Jul 2018 #16

I hope you are OK.....Just want to say hello to you too...hang in there.... Stuart G Jul 2018 #17

Hi. I think I sprained my toenail. It hurts. Can I get some opioids for the pain? struggle4progress Jul 2018 #18

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)

1. Howdy.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:24 AM

Jul 2018

safeinOhio

(32,641 posts)

2. Haven't been to the clinic in 20 years.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:26 AM

Jul 2018

About the same time I stopped seeing hookers.

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,523 posts)

3. Good morning, my dear Aristus!

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:28 AM

Jul 2018

Wish I could help more than just words on a screen, but this is all I have!

Hope your day goes better than you expect.

samnsara

(17,605 posts)

4. heres some jokes from Alexa:

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:30 AM

Jul 2018

why did the ghost cross the road?

-Because it was a poultry-geist

Why did the spiders have such a strong connection?

-Because they saw eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye

What did the ladder call the foot stool?

-His step brother

I didnt say they were good

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

5. Go get 'em Slugger! You know they really need you and you come through for them.

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Tue Jul 31, 2018, 11:51 AM

Jul 2018

Ohiogal

(31,911 posts)

6. A gorilla walks into a bar

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Tue Jul 31, 2018, 12:01 PM

Jul 2018

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

Ba-dum- TSSSS!

Aristus

(66,286 posts)

7. Thanks very much, Loungers. This helps.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 02:20 PM

Jul 2018

Got a chance to catch my breath. It's going well. Lots of nice patients.

I love you all...

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,523 posts)

8. Glad to hear it, my dear Aristus!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #7)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 02:24 PM

Jul 2018

Fla Dem

(23,587 posts)

9. Sorry I just saw this. Was out to lunch with friends. Had the "BEST" Philly Cheese steak.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2018, 03:23 PM

Jul 2018

Not even in Philly, although I did live in the suburbs for 10 years.

But wish you could have joined us so you could relax for a while. Hope the rest of your day is better.